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Someone should tell Trump that neurons can be fired.
Then maybe he'll figure out the joke.
Why don't I think before I act you ask?
If I fire too many neurons then morale in my brain goes down
Why are neurons the worst at picking up dates?
Because they spend all their time making connections with everyone around them at once.
So a gun expert has a seizure
His neurons were firing with BOTH barrels.
Three engineers were sitting in a bar talking about God
The electrical engineer says "God is clearly an electrical engineer. Look at the nervous system! The vast network of nerves and all those neurons firing..."
The mechanical engineer jumps in "No, God is obviously a mechanical engineer. What better example of the power of levers than the muscles, bones, ligaments, and tendons!"
The civil engineer says "You're both wrong. God is a civil engineer. Who else would run a waste disposal line right through a prime recreational area?"
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