The Best 11 Neurologist Jokes

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Top 10 Funniest Neurologist Jokes and Puns

A neurologist was diagnosing a patient who lost his ability to do basic math

"What's 9 plus 9?
12 .
What's 8 and 8?
10 .
The doctor shook his head. Very interesting. What about 6 times 5?
The man thought for a second, and answered 1E .
Aha, I've figured it out! The doctor said. Somebody's clearly put a hex on you.

Why can't you lie to a cardiologist?

Because they can detect a fib.

(My neurologist friend told me that one. I told him that was tachy)

Mrs. Patel was reading little Rajinder a bedtime story. He asked, "what will I be when I grow up?" She replied, "you can be anything you want to be."

"Anything?" he asked.

"Yes, you can be anything you want to be. You can be a cardiologist, radiologist, anesthesiologist, neurologist...."

My friend wants to date a neurologist

I told her to forget him; too many head games

Why did the neurologist go to an African animal university?

He wanted to study the hippocampus.


Today I found out my neurologist is also a prostitute

Mind blown!

I thought i had a brain aneurysm.

My neurologist told me it was all in my head.

Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

"They're stealing our jobs!"

Yes Gary, with your high school diploma.

Muhammad the neurologist is stealing your job.

I don't like my neurologist

He really gets on my nerves

Why the banker never goes to a neurologist?

Because he always has a good balance!

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