Neurologist Jokes
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A neurologist was diagnosing a patient who lost his ability to do basic math
"What's 9 plus 9?
12 .
What's 8 and 8?
10 .
The doctor shook his head. Very interesting. What about 6 times 5?
The man thought for a second, and answered 1E .
Aha, I've figured it out! The doctor said. Somebody's clearly put a hex on you.
Mrs. Patel was reading little Rajinder a bedtime story. He asked, "what will I be when I grow up?" She replied, "you can be anything you want to be."
"Anything?" he asked.
"Yes, you can be anything you want to be. You can be a cardiologist, radiologist, anesthesiologist, neurologist...."
Why can't you lie to a cardiologist?
Because they can detect a fib.
(My neurologist friend told me that one. I told him that was tachy)
My friend wants to date a neurologist
I told her to forget him; too many head games
Why did the neurologist go to an African animal university?
He wanted to study the hippocampus.
Today I found out my neurologist is also a p**...
Mind blown!
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