Network Jokes

Network jokes are the jokes that relate to any aspect of a network such as network engineering, network marketing, network administration, network security, network firewall, network administrator, network issue, network down, network protocol, satellite agencies and routers. Read on to get some hilarious jokes and stories related to network and network related jobs.

Happy Network Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

A Joke from the Heart of Google

One man says to another: I've got a Google+ joke for you.

Second man says: What's that?

"A social network, kind of like Facebook"

What do you get when Gandalf and Bilbo are your network engineers?

A Tolkien Ring Network

[All credit to Ana Kasparian from the TYT Network] So, I heard Kim Kardashian is having Kanye West's baby...

At least she let him finish.

Network administrator

A network administrator decided to join the military, and as part of his basic training, he went out on the rifle range.

After taking a hundred shots and missing every one, the man's DI (drill instructor) came by to see what was wrong.

"What's the matter with you?" he asked. "Why can't you hit the target? What were you in civilian life?"

"I was a network administrator," replied the new recruit, "and I don't know why I can't hit the target. Let me see..."

The recruit checked his rifle, checked his rifle again, and checked his rifle a third time. He then put his finger in front of the muzzle, pulled the trigger, and blew the end of his finger off.

"Well," the he said, writhing in pain, "the bullets are leaving here fine. The trouble must be on the other end!"

jokes about network

What did the network engineer give to his fiancΓ©e?

A token ring.

What do you call re-arranging the layout of your network?

LANscaping.

An Existential Question

If given the choice between eating outside and watching the Nickelodeon network, what would you do?

I'd pick Nick.

Network joke, An Existential Question

Facebook and basic cable

Reading Facebook feels like I'm watching basic cable in a hotel: All I want is Comedy Central, but all I can find is the Food Network, workout infomercials and Fox News.

Orange Signal Booster

Network Service has a mobile phone signal booster that is specifically designed to improve the Orange Network signal.

Wifi

A man hears his neighbors having sex very night, so In a fit of passive aggressiveness, he changes the name of his wifi network to "Icanhearyouhavingsex".

The next day when he goes to sign on to his wifi, he sees another network labeled "Wecanhearyounothavingsex"

What do fishermen do at a their conferences?

Network.

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Hey baby, you and I go together like...

Food Network producers and cymbals.

Dwayne Johnson's new television show on the food network

Can you cook what The Rock is smelling?

I'm sitting in a cafΓ© with a network called "Martin Router King".

What shall I say? I have a stream!

What's a Sudanese child's favourite TV channel?

Khartoum Network.

Spouses should take note from Playstation Network.

Now it knows how to go down.

Network joke, Spouses should take note from Playstation Network.

Remember when PlayStation Network worked?

Me either

I've heard the best place to network for a job is at a fat camp

You meet *tons* of people

Why do they refer to network ports as female?

Because when they stop talking to you, you never know why.

I just found a rock band on a job based social network

A Teacher in Wales got arrested

They found a pencil, a ruler and a geometry set square. Allegedly he was part of the Al-gebra network and purchased "weapons of math instruction"

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A network engineer goes to the doctor......

He told the doctor, "It hurts when IP"

What did Hitler name his network switch to?

Auswitch

What satellite TV provider does ISIS use?

Daesh Network

Which cable provider offers ISIS 24/7 support?

Daesh Network

Network joke, Which cable provider offers ISIS 24/7 support?

Why is the network engineer sad?

Because his career is in bits.

Unprecedented Hidden Camera : The Boy Prank ( 02/14/16 )

Catch made ​​by SBT television network in partnership with the film The Boy.

Enjoy

Would an Australian WiFi network...

...be a LAN down under?

What is the network admin favourite lullaby?

Mary had a little LAN

What is the password for New York City's new free public WiFi network?

abcde911.

What do you call a group of brain surgeons?

A neural network.

Contrary to rumor Caitlin Jenner's reality show is not being cancelled.

It's just transitioning to a different network.

What did the Networking manager tell his assistant about working late?

Tell my wifi won't be home for dinner.

How can you tell which person is the network guy?

He's the one with the food particles surrounding his laptop.

So a network specialist comes up to me and says "do you wanna here a joke?"

There was a Linux error

Did you hear they're doing a remake of Dumb and Dumber?

It's on tonight on every major network, tonight at 9.

Did you hear about the Native American/Italian phone network? It didn't work out...

The signal... it was Apache.

What do Network+ certified dogs say?

"Address Resolution Protocol! Address Resolution Protocol!"

I tried explaining to my girlfriend what the effects of network packet loss were.

I couldn't get the message across.

My wife can communicate to me across the house with just a glance.

I call it our 'wife-eye' network.

A guy started Social Network rehab centre; It has no computers, no wifi, no mobiles, no tablets

& no customers

Why did the network admins go to to hooters?

To see the the server racks.

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear customer,

We are discontinuing your internet service due to suspicious activity/illegal downloading on your network.

I wish my ex was a WiFi network

so I could forget her.

What do you call a French network engineer?

Alain Connection

The NHS today:

"I typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems."

What kind of beer does a Canadian network admin drink?

IP, eh?

I founded a network of outdoor schools for kids with ADHD.

I thought Concentration Campsβ„’ were a great idea! But the idea just didn't catch on.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest?

Because it would be economically unsound to attempt to establish a pharmaceutical distribution network in such a sparsely populated area

Respect the dead

A young man went to a funeral. While being there he noticed that the church had a wireless network.

Hey, what is the wifi password?

A sad relative said:

Respect the dead!

And the boy asked:

All in lowercase?

Never let Lizzie Borden onto your Wi-Fi network...

You will get hacked.

What does a seal say about network switches?

ARP ARP ARP

NBC

Every time I see or hear anything related to the NBC news network, my brain automatically goes: Nuclear, Biological, Chemical.

What's your networks name Mr. Jones?

ItHurtsWhenIP

What's the difference between your wife and your wifi network?

Only one of them do you *want* to go down on you.

What do you call a man without a network connection?

Nolan

I'm going to start a metal band that writes songs about how important it is to connect with people in your professional network...

...and call it LinkedIn Park.

I'll show myself out now.

They Should Rename PlayStation Network to PlayStation Notwork...

Why don't people know what network the President uses?

He has secret service.

Whay did the network engineer start a bingo game?

He needed to clear the AARP

A lesbian was unhappy with her Dish Network satellite TV bill...

I'm thinking of starting a social media network for chickens

But not as my full-time job. Just as a way to make hens meet.

(True story) I work as an IT Specialsit and recently finished setting up the network of an affiliate office..

I made the WiFi password: *iforgotthepassword*

I've been getting a kick out of people asking around for it the past week.

The office manager asked me to change it for the sake of customers. I told him, I forgot the password and just about set him off the deep end lol.

The network executives didn't want to have a large wedding

Just a huge reception

What do you call a group of network engineers sitting in a circle and getting high?

A tokin' ring.

I know a guy who called up the Home Shopping Network. They said, "Can I help you?"

They said, "Can I help you?", and he said, "No, I'm just looking."

Yo momma so fat

When she moves her phone from one pocket to another, it changes network!

What is the situation called when your network interface card (NIC) overheats when you connect to the internet?

It burns when IP.

What do you call a network that is down?

A notwork.

IT hurts

Rick Grimes: A network engineer went to the doctor.
Coral: Shut up, Dad!
RG: He said, "It hurts when I pee".
Coral: .......
RG: IT Hertz when IP, Coral!

Dinner hid in a network of tunnels

Time for dungeonist crab!

A wise man told me that the mobile network carrier you choose says a lot about your life

No wonder I use Virgin Mobile.

You know what the biggest computer joke is?

Windows Network Diagnostics

A couple, to have sex, made a code as "Phone call" so that the kids will not know.

A couple, to have sex, made a code as "Phone call" so that the kids will not know.

One day husband to son: Tell your mom that dad wants to make a phone call.

Mom: Tell your dad the network is down.

Dad: If the network is down, then I will go to a PCO.

Mom: Tell dad that if he dares to go to a PCO, I will open a call centre at home!

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(please do not kill me)

IT guy: How's the network?

Fisherman: The fish are bigger than the holes so they get trapped inside.

I showed up late for a Zoom meeting...

...when asked for a reason, I confessed: "You wouldn't believe the network traffic".

Did you hear about the British chap who was just as adept with social niceties as with troubleshooting network systems and software?

He was an 'igh tea specialist.

Yo mama so dumb,

she tripped over the wireless network.

Did you hear about the California owl conspiracy network?

They're allegedly calling themselves the "ca-hoots".

I developed a successful chicken social network app to make more money.

I didn't do it for the glory I did it to make hens meet.

A year ago,I tried to network around and create a group of guys with similar taste and do activities together.

For some reason, the prosecuting lawyer and media keep mentioning it as a ring.

What do you call a network of shy people?

A nervous system.

Did you hear about the California owl conspiracy network?

They're calling themselves the "ca-hoots".

When future autonomous cars are connected on a network and speak to eachother, they won't need turn signals anymore.

... So BMW owners will have to figure out some other safety system to just not use.

What virtual private network is most popular in Skyrim?

NordVPN

How do you make a kungfu master into a network administrator?

Name him IP Man.

You know what my least favorite thing about network television is?

Find out after the break.

BREAKING: The Internet has been permanently shutdown in Russia, Kremlin announced today, adding that a new network open only to Russians is set to go online within the week

Sources close to the Kremlin says Putin himself took to naming the network, proudly dubbing it as 'The Internyet'

What do you call a 3ft network cable?

A LAN yard

French computer scientists have come up with a better way of sharing electronic files.

It's a Pierre to Pierre network.

I can't get my network printer to work

Oh Brother, where art thou?

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