Network Jokes

Funniest Network Short Jokes

Short network jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The network humour may include short internet jokes also.

1. Saw "IT" last night Far less "computer networking" and so much more "murderous clowning" than anticipated
2. Did you hear they're doing a remake of Dumb and Dumber? It's on tonight on every major network, tonight at 9.
3. Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest? Because it would be economically unsound to attempt to establish a pharmaceutical distribution network in such a sparsely populated area
4. I'm going to start a metal band that writes songs about how important it is to connect with people in your professional network... ...and call it LinkedIn Park.
   I'll show myself out now.
5. I tried explaining to my girlfriend what the effects of network packet loss were. I couldn't get the message across.
6. [All credit to Ana Kasparian from the TYT Network] So, I heard Kim Kardashian is having Kanye West's baby... At least she let him finish.
7. You know what my least favorite thing about network television is? Find out after the break.
8. They tried to combine a networked hard drive with a device that brewed drinks... It was NAS-tea
9. I'm thinking of starting a social media network for chickens But not as my full-time job. Just as a way to make hens meet.
10. The Italians set up two telecommunications networks. They called them Data-1, and.. ​
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Network One Liners

Which network one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with network? I can suggest the ones about connection and communication.

1. Google+ is like the gym of social networking. We all join it, but nobody uses it.
2. How did pirates communicate before the internet? Pier to Pier Networking
3. What do you get when Gandalf and Bilbo are your network engineers? A Tolkien Ring Network
4. What do you call a network of shy people? A nervous system.
5. What do fishermen do at a their conferences? Network.
6. How does ChatGPT make coffee? It uses its neural networks to brew the perfect cup.
7. Would an Australian WiFi network... ...be a LAN down under?
8. What do you call re-arranging the layout of your network? LANscaping.
9. I wish my ex was a WiFi network so I could forget her.
10. I can't get my network printer to work Oh Brother, where art thou?
11. What do you call a 3ft network cable? A LAN yard
12. What do you call a network that is down? A notwork.
13. What virtual private network is most popular in Skyrim? NordVPN
14. What do you call a group of brain surgeons? A neural network.
15. What is the network admin favourite lullaby? Mary had a little LAN

Network Down Jokes

Here is a list of funny network down jokes and even better network down puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Facebook and basic cable Reading Facebook feels like I'm watching basic cable in a hotel: All I want is Comedy Central, but all I can find is the Food Network, workout infomercials and Fox News.
• I developed a successful chicken social network app to make more money. I didn't do it for the glory I did it to make hens meet.
• Did you know that you can transfer into a much higher paying job in IT with almost no training? Apparently its all about networking...
• Why do they refer to network ports as female? Because when they stop talking to you, you never know why.
• I showed up late for a Zoom meeting... ...when asked for a reason, I confessed: "You wouldn't believe the network traffic".
• A Joke from the Heart of Google One man says to another: I've got a Google+ joke for you.
  Second man says: What's that?
  "A social network, kind of like Facebook"
• A year ago,I tried to network around and create a group of guys with similar taste and do activities together. For some reason, the prosecuting lawyer and media keep mentioning it as a ring.
• Did you hear about the California owl conspiracy network? They're calling themselves the "ca-hoots".
• What's the difference between your wife and your wifi network? Only one of them do you *want* to go down on you.
• What did the network engineer give to his fiancée? A token ring.

Social Network Jokes

Here is a list of funny social network jokes and even better social network puns that will make you laugh with friends.

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• Did you hear about the British chap who was just as adept with social niceties as with troubleshooting network systems and software? He was an 'igh tea specialist.
• What is the difference between a dictator and an entrepreneurial networking events organizer? One capitalizes on socialism and the other socializes on capitalism.
• A guy started Social Network rehab centre; It has no computers, no wifi, no mobiles, no tablets & no customers
• If it existed, what kind of social networking site would Jesus use? Faithbook.
• What is the most popular social network for ghosts? Ghoulgle Plus.
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• How do you measure the weight of social networks? Insta-gram.
• I just found a rock band on a job based social network
• Why Jews don't use social networks? The "share" button is confusing.
• This epic social network called Vent allows you to anonymously Vent

Network Engineer Jokes

Here is a list of funny network engineer jokes and even better network engineer puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a group of network engineers sitting in a circle and getting high? A tokin' ring.
• Why is the network engineer sad? Because his career is in bits.
• Whay did the network engineer start a bingo game? He needed to clear the AARP
• IT hurts Rick Grimes: A network engineer went to the doctor.
  Coral: Shut up, Dad!
  RG: He said, "It hurts when I pee".
  Coral: .......
  RG: IT Hertz when IP, Coral!
• What do you call a French network engineer? Alain Connection

Network Administrator Jokes

Here is a list of funny network administrator jokes and even better network administrator puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• How do you make a kungfu master into a network administrator? Name him IP Man.
• How does a network administrator nerd greet people who come to his house? Welcome to 127.0.0.1
• What does a network administrator say when he gets back to home from work ?
  There’s no place like 127.0.0.1!
• What did a network administrator from Devon say when someone penetrated his network? GET OFF MY LAN!

Network Marketing Jokes

Here is a list of funny network marketing jokes and even better network marketing puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity? A cognac

Happy Network Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What funny jokes about network you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean online jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make network pranks.