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What do you get when Gandalf and Bilbo are your network engineers?
A Tolkien Ring Network
What did the network engineer give to his fiancée?
A token ring.
What do you call a group of network engineers sitting in a circle and getting high?
A tokin' ring.
Why is the network engineer sad?
Because his career is in bits.
A network engineer goes to the doctor......
He told the doctor, "It hurts when IP"
Whay did the network engineer start a bingo game?
He needed to clear the AARP
IT hurts
Rick Grimes: A network engineer went to the doctor.
Coral: Shut up, Dad!
RG: He said, "It hurts when I pee".
Coral: .......
RG: IT Hertz when IP, Coral!
What do you call a French network engineer?
Alain Connection
Three engineers were sitting in a bar talking about God
The electrical engineer says "God is clearly an electrical engineer. Look at the nervous system! The vast network of nerves and all those neurons firing..."
The mechanical engineer jumps in "No, God is obviously a mechanical engineer. What better example of the power of levers than the muscles, bones, ligaments, and tendons!"
The civil engineer says "You're both wrong. God is a civil engineer. Who else would run a waste disposal line right through a prime recreational area?"
God the engineer
Three engineers are having lunch and discussing what kind of engineer God is.
The mechanical engineer says, "God must be a mechanical engineer, look at the complex network of levers that make the body move"
The electrical engineer says, "No, look at the electrical processes of the body, which the brain could not operate without, he must be an electrical engineer."
The civil engineer says, "You're both wrong, he must be a civil engineer. Who else would run a waste line through a recreational area?"
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