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- Saw "IT" last night Far less "computer networking" and so much more "murderous clowning" than anticipated
- Did you hear they're doing a remake of Dumb and Dumber? It's on tonight on every major network, tonight at 9.
- Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest? Because it would be economically unsound to attempt to establish a pharmaceutical distribution network in such a sparsely populated area
- I'm going to start a metal band that writes songs about how important it is to connect with people in your professional network... ...and call it LinkedIn Park.
I'll show myself out now. - I tried explaining to my girlfriend what the effects of network packet loss were. I couldn't get the message across.
- [All credit to Ana Kasparian from the TYT Network] So, I heard Kim Kardashian is having Kanye West's baby... At least she let him finish.
- You know what my least favorite thing about network television is? Find out after the break.
- They tried to combine a networked hard drive with a device that brewed drinks... It was NAS-tea
- I'm thinking of starting a social media network for chickens But not as my full-time job. Just as a way to make hens meet.
- The Italians set up two telecommunications networks. They called them Data-1, and..
...Dissa-1
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- Google+ is like the gym of social networking. We all join it, but nobody uses it.
- How did pirates communicate before the internet? Pier to Pier Networking
- What do you get when Gandalf and Bilbo are your network engineers? A Tolkien Ring Network
- Yo mama so dumb, she tripped over the wireless network.
- What do you call a network of shy people? A nervous system.
- What do fishermen do at a their conferences? Network.
- How does ChatGPT make coffee? It uses its neural networks to brew the perfect cup.
- Would an Australian WiFi network... ...be a LAN down under?
- What do you call re-arranging the layout of your network? LANscaping.
- Yo momma so fat When she moves her phone from one pocket to another, it changes network!
- I wish my ex was a WiFi network so I could forget her.
- I can't get my network printer to work Oh Brother, where art thou?
- Google Plus was the gym of social networking We all joined but no one ever used it
- What do you call a 3ft network cable? A LAN yard
- What do you call a network that is down? A notwork.
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What does a network administrator say when he gets back to home from work ?
There’s no place like 127.0.0.1!
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Johnny!
What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!"
A press release:
"Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network p**... and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."
A Joke from the Heart of Google
One man says to another: I've got a Google+ joke for you.
Second man says: What's that?
"A social network, kind of like Facebook"
Network administrator
A network administrator decided to join the military, and as part of his basic training, he went out on the rifle range.
After taking a hundred shots and missing every one, the man's DI (drill instructor) came by to see what was wrong.
"What's the matter with you?" he asked. "Why can't you hit the target? What were you in civilian life?"
"I was a network administrator," replied the new recruit, "and I don't know why I can't hit the target. Let me see..."
The recruit checked his rifle, checked his rifle again, and checked his rifle a third time. He then put his finger in front of the muzzle, pulled the trigger, and blew the end of his finger off.
"Well," the he said, writhing in pain, "the bullets are leaving here fine. The trouble must be on the other end!"
Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?
Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.
What did the network engineer give to his fiancée?
A token ring.
An Existential Question
If given the choice between eating outside and watching the Nickelodeon network, what would you do?
I'd pick Nick.
Facebook and basic cable
Reading Facebook feels like I'm watching basic cable in a hotel: All I want is Comedy Central, but all I can find is the Food Network, workout infomercials and Fox News.
Orange Signal Booster
Network Service has a mobile phone signal booster that is specifically designed to improve the Orange Network signal.
Wifi
A man hears his neighbors having s**... very night, so In a fit of passive aggressiveness, he changes the name of his wifi network to "Icanhearyouhavingsex".
The next day when he goes to sign on to his wifi, he sees another network labeled "Wecanhearyounothavingsex"
What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity?
A cognac
Hey baby, you and I go together like...
Food Network producers and cymbals.
Dwayne Johnson's new television show on the food network
Can you cook what The Rock is smelling?
What's a Sudanese child's favourite TV channel?
Khartoum Network.
Spouses should take note from Playstation Network.
Now it knows how to go down.
Remember when PlayStation Network worked?
Me either
I've heard the best place to network for a job is at a fat camp
You meet *tons* of people
Why do they refer to network ports as female?
Because when they stop talking to you, you never know why.
I just found a rock band on a job based social network
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The cable news networks tend to cater to different groups
Fox News is for right wings, MSNBC is for left wings, and CNN is for plane wings.
A network engineer goes to the doctor......
He told the doctor, "It hurts when IP"
What did h**... name his network switch to?
Auswitch
What satellite TV provider does ISIS use?
Daesh Network
Why is the network engineer sad?
Because his career is in bits.
Which President has created the most jobs through business networking?
Abraham LinkedIn
Unprecedented Hidden Camera : The Boy Prank ( 02/14/16 )
Catch made by SBT television network in partnership with the film The Boy.
Enjoy
What is the network admin favourite lullaby?
Mary had a little LAN
What is the password for New York City's new free public WiFi network?
abcde911.
What do you call a group of brain surgeons?
A neural network.
Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump race around the White House
The slightly younger and less overweight Hillary managed to win this one, and this is the response from major news networks:
NBC: "Hillary Clinton wins the race, while Donald Trump comes in last!"
FOX: "Donald Trump takes second place in the race, while Hillary Clinton only manages to beat one contestant!"
How can you tell which person is the network guy?
He's the one with the food particles surrounding his laptop.
So a network specialist comes up to me and says "do you wanna here a joke?"
There was a Linux error
Did you hear about the Native American/Italian phone network? It didn't work out...
The signal... it was Apache.
What do Network+ certified dogs say?
"Address Resolution Protocol! Address Resolution Protocol!"
My wife can communicate to me across the house with just a glance.
I call it our 'wife-eye' network.
A guy started Social Network rehab centre; It has no computers, no wifi, no mobiles, no tablets
& no customers
Why did the network admins go to to h**...?
To see the the server racks.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear customer,
We are discontinuing your internet service due to suspicious activity/i**... downloading on your network.
The NHS today:
"I typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems."
What kind of beer does a Canadian network admin drink?
IP, eh?
Respect the dead
A young man went to a f**.... While being there he noticed that the church had a wireless network.
Hey, what is the wifi password?
A sad relative said:
Respect the dead!
And the boy asked:
All in lowercase?
Never let Lizzie Borden onto your Wi-Fi network...
You will get hacked.
What does a seal say about network switches?
ARP ARP ARP
Did you hear about the chaos at a Networking manufacturer?
It was Panic at the Cisco.
NBC
Every time I see or hear anything related to the NBC news network, my brain automatically goes: Nuclear, Biological, Chemical.
What's your networks name Mr. Jones?
ItHurtsWhenIP
What's the difference between your wife and your wifi network?
Only one of them do you *want* to go down on you.
Did you know that you can transfer into a much higher paying job in IT with almost no training?
Apparently its all about networking...
What do you call a man without a network connection?
Nolan
What does a man who just r**... 300 million people say after?
We are helping consumers and promoting competition, Mr. Pai said. Broadband providers will have more incentive to build networks, especially to underserved areas.
A Man Walks Into A Bar.
Ten years of hard work and savvy networking later, he runs a highly successful law firm.
Why don't people know what network the President uses?
He has secret service.
Whay did the network engineer start a bingo game?
He needed to clear the AARP
A lesbian was unhappy with her Dish Network satellite TV bill...
How do you measure the weight of social networks?
Insta-gram.
(True story) I work as an IT Specialsit and recently finished setting up the network of an affiliate office..
I made the WiFi password: *iforgotthepassword*
I've been getting a kick out of people asking around for it the past week.
The office manager asked me to change it for the sake of customers. I told him, I forgot the password and just about set him off the deep end lol.
What do you call a group of network engineers sitting in a circle and getting high?
A tokin' ring.
I know a guy who called up the Home Shopping Network. They said, "Can I help you?"
They said, "Can I help you?", and he said, "No, I'm just looking."
What is the difference between a dictator and an entrepreneurial networking events organizer?
One capitalizes on socialism and the other socializes on capitalism.
Donald Trump is standing in the gallows...
The executioner is fitting the rope around his neck.
Below the platform are all the news networks. They are all clamoring for a final statement before the man is hung for his crimes.
Trump simply smiles and shakes his head.
Finally, one question is heard above the roar of the crowd?
"Aren't you worried about dying?" A voice asks.
Trump shrugs his shoulders as he smiles again and shakes his head for the last time.
He replies: "Fake noose."
What is the situation called when your network interface card (NIC) overheats when you connect to the internet?
It burns when IP.
Right now I'm part of one of the largest networks on Earth.
The sewer-connected butts.
You know what the biggest computer joke is?
Windows Network Diagnostics