Network Administrator Jokes
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A network administrator decided to join the military, and as part of his basic training, he went out on the rifle range.
After taking a hundred shots and missing every one, the man's DI (drill instructor) came by to see what was wrong.
"What's the matter with you?" he asked. "Why can't you hit the target? What were you in civilian life?"
"I was a network administrator," replied the new recruit, "and I don't know why I can't hit the target. Let me see..."
The recruit checked his rifle, checked his rifle again, and checked his rifle a third time. He then put his finger in front of the muzzle, pulled the trigger, and blew the end of his finger off.
"Well," the he said, writhing in pain, "the bullets are leaving here fine. The trouble must be on the other end!"
How do you make a kungfu master into a network administrator?
Name him IP Man.
How does a network administrator nerd greet people who come to his house? Welcome to 127.0.0.1
What does a network administrator say when he gets back to home from work ?
There’s no place like 127.0.0.1!
What did a network administrator from Devon say when someone penetrated his network?
GET OFF MY LAN!
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