Netherlands Jokes
30 netherlands jokes and hilarious netherlands puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about netherlands that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Netherlands Short Jokes
Short netherlands jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The netherlands humour may include short dutch jokes also.
- Netherland police found a little hole in the wall of women's changing rooms Policemen are looking into it now.
- What do you call a water barrier constructed for rodents in the capital of the Netherlands? An Amsterdam hamster Dam
- U2 are one of Ireland's most successful bands. Or according to their tax returns, one of Netherlands' least successful hardware store owners.
- Why is getting high in Netherlands is allowed ? So that they can be level with rest of the world.
- Every time I eat eggs benedict I'm reminded of my time in the Netherlands. You know, my Holland days.
- I, a French person, recently bought a female hamster from the Netherlands Her name is 'Amster Dame.
- If your business doesn't take off in The Netherlands… Perhaps you should try to Sweden the deal.
- Why a Netherlander pilot can't never land his plane? The Flying Dutchman can never make port.
- An older female friend just got back from a trip home to the Netherlands, and all she brought me was this nap sack. What a Dutch bag.
- Why do 80s music fans get their porridge from the Netherlands? Because it's made with Holland oats.
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Netherlands One Liners
Which netherlands one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with netherlands? I can suggest the ones about steppe and alliance.
- Why is the Dutch fly exhausted? Because it Netherlands.
- What do you call a pregnant woman from the Netherlands? A Dutch oven!
- I hear Metallica have an upcoming show in Amsterdam "We're off to Nether-netherlands"
- What's wrong with the plane that flies to Holland? It Netherlands.
- What do you call a pilot from the Netherlands? The flying Dutchman
- If netherlands means "low countries" Then why are the people there so high?
- What country plays minecraft the most? The netherlands.
- Why can't the dutch fly? Because they netherland.
- How do you know you are in Netherlands? When you see toilet paper hanging out to dry.
- Peter Pan has flown to all of the countries in the world... but never Netherlands
- What is the name of a motorist fan in the Netherlands? Bus van Truck
- Where is a Flat Earther's favourite tourist destination? The Netherlands.
- Why don't the dutch have a space program? Their spaceships Netherland.
- I tripped on the bag my wife bought in Netherland and fell What a Dutch bag!
- I would never eat anything from the Netherlands Everything is cooked in a dutch oven.
Playful Netherlands Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What funny jokes about netherlands you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hamburg jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make netherlands pranks.
A close call.
Yesterday I was walking on the streets in my hometown Rotterdam, in the Netherlands. I was about to go to the grocery store when I saw a black man running with a TV. I was afraid of it being mine, so I ran home as quick as possible, but luckily mine was still there, polishing my shoes.
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag.
Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he said. "We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them."
"That's the same with us," the American said, "only we see stars, too."
In the Netherlands, beef sales are falling so, in order to improve the quality of meat as well as sales, the cows bred for meat are being given cannabis plants to eat instead of grass.
It's safe to say that the steaks have never been higher
Code red for storm Eunice in The Netherlands
A friend of mine is now on Texel, one of the Dutch Wadden Islands, off the coast of The Netherlands. Sadly, the weather conditions there are very, very bad. The perceived temperature is close to freezing, lots of heavy rain, and wind gusts of close to 100 mph (150 km/h). They are now completely isolated, they cannot leave. They're completely stuck. His mother-in-law does nothing but look through the kitchen window. He's thinking, if it continues like this, he'll have no choice but to let her in...
Walking past a pet shop, a sign said; 'Pedigree Netherlands cats for sale.'
I didn't believe they were from the Netherlands so I went into the shop and asked the assistant... 'How Dutch is that moggie in the window?'.
Why will Belgium go to war?
*This is a joke my dutch grandfather told me, the dutch make fun of Belgians*
Why will Belgium go to war with the Netherlands in 50 years?
Because that's when they understand the Belgian jokes they make about them.
Why will Belgium go to war with France in 50 years?
They can't find the Netherlands.
