Netherland Jokes
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A close call.
Yesterday I was walking on the streets in my hometown Rotterdam, in the Netherlands. I was about to go to the grocery store when I saw a black man running with a TV. I was afraid of it being mine, so I ran home as quick as possible, but luckily mine was still there, polishing my shoes.
Netherland police found a little hole in the wall of women's changing rooms
Policemen are looking into it now.
What do you call a water barrier constructed for rodents in the capital of the Netherlands?
An Amsterdam hamster Dam
U2 are one of Ireland's most successful bands.
Or according to their tax returns, one of netherlands' least successful hardware store owners.
Why is getting high in Netherlands is allowed ?
So that they can be level with rest of the world.
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag.
Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he said. "We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them."
"That's the same with us," the American said, "only we see stars, too."
In the Netherlands, beef sales are falling so, in order to improve the quality of meat as well as sales, the cows bred for meat are being given cannabis plants to eat instead of grass.
It's safe to say that the steaks have never been higher
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