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20 nether jokes and hilarious nether puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about nether that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Nether Short Jokes

Short nether jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nether humour may include short naught jokes also.

  1. In Minecraft, there are the Overworld Lands, the End Lands, and the... Nether Lands.
    Now I know why I can't play Minecraft in my Dutch class.
  2. What's steadier than the hand of the best surgeon in the world? A man shaving his nether regions
  3. A pirate walks into a bar. He has driving wheel sticking out his nether regions.
    The bartender asks him "Doesn't that make you go crazy?"
    The pirate replies "Argh. It's driving me nuts!"
  4. What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common? Nether of them have a pop.

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Nether One Liners

Which nether one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nether? I can suggest the ones about north and north south.

  1. I hear Metallica have an upcoming show in Amsterdam "We're off to Nether-netherlands"
  2. My horoscope said that I won't get along with Cancer... Nether do people in hospice care.
  3. Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Nether have they
  4. Where do mobs get high in Minecraft? In the Nether land.
  5. What do you call it when you build a second portal on minecraft? Anether(another) Nether

Nether joke, What do you call it when you build a second portal on minecraft?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about nether can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of nether puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Uproarious Nether Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about nether you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean snot jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make nether prank.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi decided to go skinny dipping...

Suddenly, they saw three women walking towards them. Each was a member of their flocks. The priest and the minister covered their privates with their hands and closed their eyes waiting for the agony to end.
After the women walked away they noticed the rabbi had covered his face and not his nether regions. He said, "My flock recognizes my face. What kinda sermons do you give?"

Netherland police found a little hole in the wall of women's changing rooms

Policemen are looking into it now.

A man decided to march in the holy crusades...

Concluding that his wife should wear a chastity belt while he is gone, he locks up her nether regions and gives the key to his best friend. He tells him, If I do not return within four years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life.
So, the husband leaves on horseback and about a half hour later, he sees a cloud of dust behind him. He waits for it to come closer and sees his best friend. What's wrong?' he asks.

You gave me the wrong key!

A King asks two guards to protect his beautiful daughter's virginity...

Unbeknownst to the guards, the king put a trap in his daughter's nether regions.
The next day, the king summons the guards and one showed up with mangled g**.... The King had him executed for making attempts on his daughter.
The other guard, with his manhood intact was offered a promotion for upholding abstinence, to which he replied "hnnnggg"

The difference between "s**..." and "perverted"...

Q: What's the difference between "s**..." and "perverted"?
A: It's s**... if a girl let's you watch while she's stimulating her nether parts with a feather. It becomes perverted if there's a bird still attached to the feather...

Superman is flying around the city when he sees Wonder Woman lying n**... and spread eagle atop a skyscraper

He thinks to himself I can fly over there, have super sonic fast s**... with her, and fly away before she even notices…
He zips over, pumps away with a speed that induces time dilation in his nether region, and flies away before Wonder Woman can tell what happened.
Startled, Wonder Woman exclaims, What the h**... was that???
The Invisible Man replies, I have no idea but my a**... hurts like h**...!

In the Netherlands, beef sales are falling so, in order to improve the quality of meat as well as sales, the cows bred for meat are being given cannabis plants to eat instead of grass.

It's safe to say that the steaks have never been higher

We have little Johnny in Australia too.

Little Johnny walks into the bathroom just as his mother is getting out of the bath.
He points at her nether region and asks "mummy, what's that?"
She thinks quickly and replies "that's where god hit me with his little golden axe."
Little Johnny replies "geez, he got you right in the c**t didn't he"

The man anticipated a night of ravenous l**... when the Russian woman entered wearing nothing but a bra and p**.... However, as she was walking, he heard a faint Hello! Hello! coming from her nether regions with each step she took...

Where's that sound coming from? the man asked with a confused look on his face.
She smiled and said, Don't worry, that's just my Privyet parts.

King Arthur

King Arthur was leaving Guinevere in care of Sir Lancelot while he left on extended buisness. He incased her nether regions with a stout chastity belt, entrusting the key to Sir Lancelot. After Arthur had proceeded a short distance down the road, Lancelot galloped up in a great hurry "King Arthur!" he exclaimed, "You gave me the wrong key!".

The Netherlands....

50% Sea 50% w**...

If netherlands means "low countries"

Then why are the people there so high?

Why a Netherlander pilot can't never land his plane?

The Flying Dutchman can never make port.

Nether joke, Why a Netherlander pilot can't never land his plane?

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The impact of these nether jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.