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Netflix is releasing a movie about the inventor of the t**...

It's a period piece

Netflix is coming up with a new series about Abraham Lincoln.

The finale…will be shot before a live audience.

If Netflix ran the world, a year would only be 6 months...

Cause it would end after 2 seasons.

My ex was just like my Netflix account

Shared by five dudes

Netflix is launching in Russia, but with a very limited catalogue.

They're calling it Nyetflix.

Netflix has asked viewers to please stop referring to ted bundy as "Hot"

As he was electrocuted in 1989, they are fairly certain he has cooled off by now.

What if Netflix doubled as a dating service

Like here are 7 other singles close by that also watched That 70's Show for 8 hours straight.

Netflix is replacing its star ratings with thumbs up and thumbs down.

Whether you like it, or not.

Netflix has been making some questionable decisions on its content

Then again, I've seen Stranger Things

Netflix: Are you still watching Madeleine McCann?

Kate and Gerry: No we are out for dinner

I tried "Netflix and chill?" on my wife.

We're now on season 3 of Gilmore Girls.

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Netflix and Disney should just join forces to create the most controversial movie ever: a young girl becomes infatuated with makeup and skimpy outfits, but first she must save China from the threat of the Uighur.

Call it *Mulan Rouge*

I like it when Netflix do Scifi shows.

I hope they continuum

Netflix and Amazon Prime are no longer available in Afghanistan.

Because of the telly ban.

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Netflix announced another karate kid spinoff, this time the dojo trains insufferable whiney entitled children.

It's called cobra Caillou.

Netflix is cracking down on password sharing as it turns out one-third of users share logins

Recent news from the company shows they are not worried about the other two-thirds who are Redditors with no friends

Netflix is producing a documentary about the end of BlockBuster....

Thats like if the school shooters produced "Bowling for Columbine"

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Netflix tried to get the Jeffrey d**... tapes...

...but it was going to cost them an arm *and* a leg.

Netflix is making a sequel to Bird Box.

It's called Chicken McNuggets.

There's a new Netflix show coming out about an obese chess player...

Dairy Queen's Gambit

Netflix the clairvoyant!

Donald Trump is raking in the votes and winning primaries like we haven't seen since 2008 when Obama started his sweep of the nation.
Which proves that Netflix was right all along...
Orange is the new Black.

Netflix reminds me of my girlfriend

Probably because it's constantly asking me if I'm still here.
Or maybe because it's not a real human being.

Netfli joke, Netflix reminds me of my girlfriend

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