Net Worth Jokes

Funniest Net Worth Short Jokes

Short net worth jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The net worth humour may include short worth jokes also.

1. Amber Heard's net worth is $2.5 million and she now has to pay Johnny Depp $15 million... Yeah, she's forever going to be in Depp!
2. When bill gates donates 30% of his net worth He is praised as a generous hero, But when I do it people tell me they don't accept donations under a dollar.
3. Bill Gates has a net worth of $86.9 billion To get an estimate of how big that is, take your net worth and atdd $86.9 billion onto it
4. Financial adviser meeting FINANCIAL ADVISOR: What's your net worth?
   FISHERMAN: Which one?
5. I met the world's riches fisherman today "What's your net worth?" I asked.
   "This one was about £10" he replied.
6. A fisherman is selling fishing supplies at a market An insecure rich man comes up to him and asks, what's your net worth?
7. what does Trump's manhood and net worth have in common? They both fluctuate depending on how he feels that day.
8. What happens when Bill Gates walks into a bar of 88 people? The "average" net worth jumps to more than a billion dollars!
9. My Journey from $60k College Debt to $115k Net Worth & 816 credit score. And all thanks to this community! I started stand up and got beat up. Settlement has been a blessing!
10. How do you determine the value of all the fish you just caught? You look at the net worth.

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Net Worth One Liners

Which net worth one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with net worth? I can suggest the ones about wealth and owe money.

1. Selling all of my old tennis equipment but I can't figure out What's the net worth?
2. My financial advisor asked me "What's your net worth?" I said "I don't own a net".
3. I hate working with Jewish fishermen. They always ask me: "What's your net worth?"
4. I caught a fish Doubled my net worth
5. Usain Bolt's net worth is $60 million. How did he get so rich? By saving the gas money!
6. What is A-Rod's net worth after the steroid scandal? Drug on the market
7. I paid $10 and got $20 worth of fishing supplies. It was a net gain.

Net Worth Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

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