Net Jokes

• Short Net Jokes
• Net One Liners
• Fishing Net Jokes
• Net Worth Jokes
• Mosquito Net Jokes
• Hair Net Jokes
• More Net Jokes

Funniest Net Short Jokes

Short net jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The net humour may include short bait jokes also.

1. Amber Heard's net worth is $2.5 million and she now has to pay Johnny Depp $15 million... Yeah, she's forever going to be in Depp!
2. In light of the Net Neutrality debate, I want to say something to support my American friends. Thoughts and prayers.
3. If I had a $ for every post I've seen today about Net Neutrality... I'd have enough money to view a post next year about Net Neutrality.
4. When bill gates donates 30% of his net worth He is praised as a generous hero, But when I do it people tell me they don't accept donations under a dollar.
5. Even now, all this time later, we have to remain calm about the Net Neutrality thing... Paying additional money to access certain sites will give you a sense of pride and accomplishment.
6. With the outrage regarding the repeal of Net Neutrality, it is important to remember that there are two sides to this issue. The outraged side,
   And the uninformed.
7. I heard Netflix and Yahoo are merging. They are moving their HQ to Jerusalem. They'll be known as Net 'n' Yahoo.
8. Why is net neutrality so important? Somebody tell me, please! My ISP won't let me access the info for some reason.
9. Personally I think removal of net neutrality will be great. It will offer our businesses new opportunities for development which will help the economy in the long run
10. What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman? He invited her over to net fish and krill.

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Net One Liners

Which net one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with net? I can suggest the ones about web and fisherman.

1. Everyone should calm down about that Net Neutrality thing... You guys seem so Ajitated.
2. Man, if you thought No nut November was bad... Wait until No Net December.
3. You really ought to hear this joke about Net Neutrality now. Or you'll pay for it later.
4. 80% of Americans want net neutrality The other 20% are dead
5. What's worse than no nut November? No net December.
   Defend net neutrality.
6. Have you heard about the guy who wants to repeal net neutrality? What a piece Ajit.
7. What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach? The volleyball net.
8. What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night? Net fish and krill
9. I heard the Toronto Maple Leafs now have the milk board as their sponsor. Now they only have to put in 2% of the effort.
10. How do you catch a butterfly on the spring equinox? With a butterfly-net-ting smile!
11. Selling all of my old tennis equipment but I can't figure out What's the net worth?
12. First we had No Nut November.... Now we have No Net December.
13. How do you know if a fisherman is rich? Check his net income.
14. URGENT: HOW TO SAVE NET NEUTRALITY (PLEASE READ) Page loading...
15. Comcast supports net neutrality

Fishing Net Jokes

Here is a list of funny fishing net jokes and even better fishing net puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why are fish no good at tennis? They don't like getting close to nets
• What do penguins do when they want to hookup? Net fish and chill
• Why don't fish use Google? Because they're scared of the Net.
• A lonely fisherman decided to use his internet instead of a regular fishing net. All he caught were catfish.
• A fisherman is selling fishing supplies at a market An insecure rich man comes up to him and asks, what's your net worth?
• Why are fish never good tennis players? They don't like getting close to the net.
• Why dont fish have facebook accounts? Because they avoid the net.
• What do you call a man who can predict the number of fish a boat will catch? A net prophet.
• Why do commercial fishermen use nets? With only a rod you lose a fish in sea.
• Why are fish bad at basketball? They are afraid of the net

Net Worth Jokes

Here is a list of funny net worth jokes and even better net worth puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Bill Gates has a net worth of $86.9 billion To get an estimate of how big that is, take your net worth and atdd $86.9 billion onto it
• Financial adviser meeting FINANCIAL ADVISOR: What's your net worth?
  FISHERMAN: Which one?
• My financial advisor asked me "What's your net worth?" I said "I don't own a net".
• I met the world's riches fisherman today "What's your net worth?" I asked.
  "This one was about £10" he replied.
• I hate working with Jewish fishermen. They always ask me: "What's your net worth?"
• what does Trump's manhood and net worth have in common? They both fluctuate depending on how he feels that day.
• What happens when Bill Gates walks into a bar of 88 people? The "average" net worth jumps to more than a billion dollars!
• My Journey from $60k College Debt to $115k Net Worth & 816 credit score. And all thanks to this community! I started stand up and got beat up. Settlement has been a blessing!
• I caught a fish Doubled my net worth
• Usain Bolt's net worth is $60 million. How did he get so rich? By saving the gas money!

Mosquito Net Jokes

Here is a list of funny mosquito net jokes and even better mosquito net puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What Africa Really needs If only Africa had more mosquito nets
  Then every year we could save millions
  Of mosquitos from dying needless from aids
  \- Jimmy Carr
• Why do Africans use mosquito nets? To protect the mosquitoes from AIDS.
• Because of lack of mosquito nets in Africa, millions of... mosquitoes each year die needlessly due to AIDS
• I think we should invest in mosquito nets for Africa We can save millions of mosquitos from needlessly dying of aids
• Please, donate to charities to provide bug nets to poor Africans. With your help, we can save millions of mosquitoes from needlessly dying of AIDS.
• If only we had more money for mosquito nets in Africa... think of all the mosquitoes we could save from dying needlessly of AIDS.
• If only Africa had more mosquito nets... We could stop millions and mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
• We really should donate more money into mosquito nets Millions of mosquitos are needlessly dying of aids every year
• #MOSQUITOLIVESMATTERTOO If people donated mosquito nets to African homes. We could save millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of aids every year
• For just $1 a month you can send a pack of mosquito nets to Africa to prevent the spread of disease. . . Just imagine the millions of mosquitos who will be saved from dying of AIDS.

Hair Net Jokes

Here is a list of funny hair net jokes and even better hair net puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I bought a hair net. Now I can go out and catch some hairs

Howlingly Hilarious Net Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

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