Nest Jokes
32 nest jokes and hilarious nest puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about nest that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Nest Short Jokes
Short nest jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nest humour may include short stein jokes also.
- I had a big wasps nest under the eve of my roof so I went to the hardware store to find some wasp spray. I found a can and asked a worker if this was good for wasps? He says No, it kills them.
- I was walking along and I saw a guy fall into a nest of mosquitoes... ...it was malarious!
- On my way to work this morning a bird decided to make its home on top of my head. I went to call someone for help but my phone had run out of power I'm now under a nest without charge
- A friend of mine has nocturnal birds of prey nesting in his barn. I'm getting owl-ly updates.
- What do you call a group of rabbits A nest
What do you call a group of birds
A flock
What do you call a group of Lions
Dangerous - Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer? It was a sting operation.
- I wonder, if when a bird flies past the tree they were born on... Would they become nest-algic?
- Beekeepers were brought in to the white house in D.C. because of a honeybee nest. Too bad they couldn't do anything about those old wasps.
- I think they call them mocking birds To mock the fact I am not a morning person.
If anyone else has experienced having a birds nest outside your window, youll understand. - What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass?
"Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"
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Nest One Liners
Which nest one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nest? I can suggest the ones about tons and vent.
- Where does a russian bird sleep? IN A COMMU-NEST
- I can't stand Russian nesting dolls. They're so full of themselves.
- Russian nesting dolls are so pretentious. They're so full of themselves.
- I bought a beehive to start my beekeeping company I thought it was a good bees nest
- What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A vel-crow
- What's it called when you attack a Cockroach nest? A Raid
- What do you call a tree full of birds nests? Apartridgements.
- Why do bird massueses hate women? Because they massage-a-nest
- Q: Where do birds meet for coffee?
A: In a nest-cafe! - Why do birds live in nests? Because they can't afford houses in this economy.
- Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore? Because their eggs stinked!
- Why did Batman climb the tree? He was looking for Robin's nest.
- Austin Powers What did Austin Powers say when he spotted a bees nest?
"Oh beehive" - What is brown and does not belong in a healthy s**... relationship? A hornet's nest.
- They're building a brothel near my house. Honest! Wait... I think I mean h**... nest.
Fun-Filled Nest Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What funny jokes about nest you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ting jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nest pranks.
Kanye West
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he'll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest.
Hard Times
A pirate was standing on the crow's nest and then he slipped and fell. He fell through the first floor, then he fell through the second floor, then he fell through the third floor and hit the bottom floor of the ship!
The first mate comes up to him and asks "Are ye all right matey?"
The pirate replies, "Arrr, yes... I've been through hardship before!"
Coloured Eggs
A rooster was strutting around the hen house one Easter morning and came across a nest of eggs dyed every color of the rainbow.
The rooster took one look at the colorful display, ran outside and beat the heck out of the resident peacock.
A man is on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" and is at the million dollar question.
The question is "which of these birds doesn't build its own nest? a.the cuckoo b. the sparrow c. the eagle or d. the red-tailed hawk. He only has "phone a friend left", so he calls his friend and repeats the question. His friend immediately says it's the cuckoo. The guy asks if he's sure and he says "yes, positive". The guy answers the cuckoo and wins a million dollars. When he goes to thank his friend the next day, he asks "how did you the cuckoo doesn't built it's own nest?" and the friend replied "Because it lives in a clock, duh!"
A guy has a wasps nest in his garage
He goes to the hardware store and finds a can of spray that says it's for hornets, so he finds an employee just to check if it'll work on wasps.
"Excuse me, is this spray good for wasps?"
"No sir, it kills them."
Why doesn't Nestle use square bottles?
Because they like cutting corners.
A Sea Captain is complaining about how difficult his life is without a leg and an arm
He says to his crew mates, " When ye missin' two major parts of ye, thar ain't many things ye can do. "
The lookout hollers from the crow's nest " I 'ave it worse Captain! "
" Oh!? " The Sea Captain exclaims " 'n which two parts of ye be missin'? "
To which the lookout replies " Eye, eye Captain! "
I love animals. Yesterday I saw a baby bird that had fallen from its nest up in the tree.
I wanted to get the bird back up in the nest so it can be safe. It only took me three throws.
- Stollen from Norm's new show.
Dixie Kong ran up to Donkey Kong crying..
"What wrong?" asked Donkey Kong.
"Someone told me I could get bananas from a hornet's nest so I hit it and the hornets came out and chased me!" Dixie sobs.
"Sounds like you did a Diddy." says Donkey.
"A Diddy? What's that mean?" asks Dixie.
DK explains, "I'm sayin, 'Do a Diddy'. Diddy dumb, Diddy do."
I found a baby bird the other day
The other day I found a baby bird that had fallen out of its nest.
I love animals, and I thought to myself 'I'm going to get this little guy back to its nest'.
Now, it took me about 5 or 6 throws...
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I've never forgiven the n**... for what they did to my grandfather.
12 hours a day he sat in that machine gun nest and no-one even brought him a cup of tea...
Nesta Carter was asked how he felt after winning a gold medal alongside Usain Bolt.
"That was dope!"
A mysterious force drug a pirate ship closer to the Bermuda Triangle, alarming the captain.
The captain asked the lookout in the the crow's nest what he saw.
The lookout replied, "Captain, we be sailing tangent to stormy seas. It be a sine the secant be good."
The captain responded, "Aye, the sea put this here crew in a triggy situation."
