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Nerf Gun Jokes

9 nerf gun jokes and hilarious nerf gun puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about nerf gun that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Nerf Gun Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good nerf gun joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A cop is confronted by a white guy with a gun and a black guy with a nerf bat. Who does he shoot first?

The bystander with the camera.

When I was younger, I jammed a scrabble tile into my nerf gun and shot my brother at close range in the forehead, killing him instantly.

I didn't mean to kill him though, I thought it was a blank.

What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

The orange and blue toy guns that fire foam darts are OP

Pls nerf

When I was a kid, I played Cops and Robbers with my black friend.

After I got cuffed, I was beaten with a baseball bat, shot with a NERF gun, and then he put a knife in my hand.

Talking about guns in Australia,

You could say it's nerf or nothing.

Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.

Guns were overpowered

So we play with NERFed versions

Kids wouldn't stop shooting me.

So I took their guns and *nerfed* them.

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