Nerdy Jokes
43 nerdy jokes and hilarious nerdy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about nerdy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Nerdy Short Jokes
Short nerdy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nerdy humour may include short geek jokes also.
- My nerdy friend just got a phd on the history of palindromes. We now call him Dr. Awkward.
- (Nerdy joke) Two chicks walk into a bar... Two chicks walk into a bar. One says to the other,"Have you ever heard of the Bechdel test?" The other says,"Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day."
- What's the difference between an archeologists convention and a basketball team? The archeologists convention is a nerdy bunch of diggers.
- Nerdy financial humor. You have been warned. I started showing more interest in one of my investments.
It appreciated it. - What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes? He was just a nerdy digger.
- A nerdy sysadmin joke for today Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?
Because 31OCT == 25DEC
(thank you very much) - Nerdy pickup line Hey baby, are you a compressed file format, because rar.
^^^^^now ^^^^^where ^^^^^did ^^^^^I ^^^^^put ^^^^^the ^^^^^bleach... - What's the difference between a Star Wars fan on a hunt for buried treasure and a black man? One is a nerdy digger..
- A nerdy friend of mine just got his Ph.D. on the history of palindromes. He is now Dr. Awkward.
- [Warning: Nerdy] Two self driving cars lost control on the freeway and crashed, killing 4. Experts say it was caused by a race condition.
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Nerdy One Liners
Which nerdy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nerdy? I can suggest the ones about it nerd and computer nerd.
- My nerdy friend got a Ph.D on the History of palindrome. He's now Dr.Awkward.
- Yo momma is so dumb, she thought a kernel panic was a kfc that was out of chicken.
- What do nerdy mermaids wear? Algae-bras
- What's a nerdy witch's favorite kind of spell? a hexadecimal
- What did the little nerdy kid get for his birthday? Bullied
- A nerd gets a girlfriend today and his non-nerdy friend asks how is him and his girl.
- Nerdy stuff Me: Do you want my 13?
Her: 144 - Why did the historic letter cross the street? To get to the nerdy dad.
- What's a nerdy way of saying a bad word? A canine with two X chromosomes.
- Why did the Nerdy Zucchini go to Antartica? So he could become as coooool as a cucumber.
- [nerdy] A new shoe slogan "Be happy, and you will buy Converse!"
- "That kid..." That kid is so nerdy, he's as classy as Frank Sinatra, haha... Wait...
- Nerdy Joke. What are two females doing after a t**...? Load-balancing.
Badum-tsss.
Uproarious Nerdy Jokes to Share with Friends
What funny jokes about nerdy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean nerd math jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nerdy pranks.
I just thought up a really nerdy joke...
How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?
Ask them to pronounce the following:
**HIRES**
Totally Nerdy Joke: Einstein, Newton, and Pascal playing hide and seek
Einstein, Newton, and Pascal are playing hide and seek. It's einstein's turn to count. Pascal runs away and hides under some bushes. Newton draws a large box in the dirt and stands inside it. Einstein finishes counting, sees Newton and declares "Aha! Newton, I found you!" Newton replies "No, you found one Newton per square meter. You found Pascal."
Aye girl, are you binary?
Because i'd like to put my 1 next to your 0.
I know, I know... Too nerdy and not a great joke, I came up with it last night. 0 laughed at it but I was hoping at least 1 would.
What did the parrot say when he didn't have his lunch?
Poly-no-meal
Sorry for the nerdy math joke.
Nerdy pickup line.
Hey baby, Are you uranium because I'm Iodine and if it was up to me I would rearrange the periodic table around and put U and I together. ;)
TIL the Airbus A380, the world's largest passenger airliner, shares a type rating with yo momma!
Clearly we need more nerdy yo momma jokes.
Me and my friend were having a nerdy debate over our preferred methods of backing up computer data...
I told him cloud storage was overRAIDed.
A nerdy science joke
I was gonna make a joke about sodium, but NA, seeing most of the science jokes Argon, but my friend wanted me to say a joke about sodium, bromine and oxygen but I was like NaBrO
My wife made a super nerdy joke
She said, "if we were binary code, youd be 1 and I'd be 0."
Here's a nerdy joke:
If you use 8 bits from a Macbook, are you taking a bite from an Apple?
Crunch.
Conversation between a nerdy guy and a nerdy girl
Guy: "You denature my proteins."
Girl: "Are you saying I'm hot?"
Guy: "No, I'm saying you're basic."
How do you tell your nerdy friend is suicidal?
He dresses up as Jar Jar Binks at Comic Con.
A guy just came up to me and said all my friends are just as nerdy as I am!
I take great offense to that! I don't have any friends!
Three nerdy hackers walk into a bar.
They can't properly exploit each other, they're on VR.
