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Neptune Jokes: Waves of Wit Splashing from the Windy Planet

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I feel like, in mythology, Neptune is just a copy of Poseidon

Like whoever created Neptune literally read what Poseidon's main powers were and was like Ctrl C

What the the planet jupiter say to Neptune?

I can see Uranus from here.

Gods Vacation

The gods were planning on where to spend their next vacations; Shiva suggested: "what about Neptune?", then Ala said: "It's too cold!"; Zeus then suggested: "Let's go to Mars!", then Buddha replied "Nah, we went there last time!". So someone spoke "What about Earth?", for God to reply: "no way, Earth people like to gossip too much. I went there 2000 years ago, had a thing with a v**... and they're still talking about it!"

I must be Neptune,

Because I'm after Uranus.

Jupiter heard from Neptune that Pluto was pregnant.

Jupiter said to pluto "Congratulations! I was surprised to hear that you're expecting!"
To which Pluto replied "Thanks. Yeah, I definitely didn't planet!"

My hot neighbor

I was excited when my hot neighbor said she would bring me something special last night, it turned out she wanted to gift me models for earth and neptune
She gave me blue b**... and left

God: "The meek shall inherit... Neptune."

The Pope: "What happened to the Earth?"
God: "Funny, I was going to ask you the same thing!"

I once went to a party on Neptune.

It was a gas.

What did the voyager 2 satellite say to Neptune after it passed Saturn?

I see Uranus!

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