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Nephew Birthday Jokes

9 nephew birthday jokes and hilarious nephew birthday puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about nephew birthday that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Nephew Birthday Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good nephew birthday joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

For his birthday, an old man's nephews secretly hire a call girl for him.

When he answers the door she's standing there in a slinky black dress. She says, I'm here to give you super s**....
After thinking for a minute the old man replies, I guess I'll have the soup.

I bought my nephew a pair of airpods for his birthday.

The kid was so ungrateful, he didn't even say thank you. He just started throwing up gang signs at me.

I think he's fallen into a bad crowd ever since he went deaf.

Can't go wrong with soup

For his birthday, an old man's nephews secretly hire a call girl for him. When he answers the door she's standing there in a slinky black dress. She says, I'm here to give you super s**....
After thinking for a minute the old man replies, I guess I'll have the soup.  

My nephew wants to be an accountant, so for his birthday, I got him a big bag of receipts

Not to worry if he doesn't like them, I've kept all the presents

Soup or s**...?

For his birthday, an old man's nephews secretly hire a call girl for him. When he answers the door she's standing there in a slinky black dress. She says, I'm here to give you super s**....
After thinking for a minute the old man replies, I guess I'll have the soup.

I couldn't decide whether to get my nephew a toy or a pet for his first birthday.

Ended up buying him a rattlesnake.

My nephew wanted an Xbox for his birthday but didn't get one and was very upset.

He had to be consoled.

Happy Birthday question from grandpa

Hey nephew are you trying to overtake me?

Grandma

The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where
the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place.
Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she could write notes when
she needed to communicate.
After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to
the right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and
stuffed pillows on her right.
A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again
the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left.
Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again
grabbed her, then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.
A nephew who arrived late came running up to Grandma and said, "Hi
Grandma, you're looking good! How are they treating you?"
Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the
nephew: "They won't let me f**...."

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