The Best 20 Nepal Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Nepal jokes. There are some nepal capital jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these nepal turmoil puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Nepal Jokes and Puns

Classic dad joke, but in bad taste

So we were having a family dinner for the first time in a while.
My mum was saying how terrible the situation in Nepal is, when my Dad says "it's nepalling isn't it?"
I had a good laugh, feeling guilty after :(

A Muslim man sees the face of Muhammad in a tub of margarine one day

His neighbor from Nepal looks over and says "I can't believe it's not Buddha"

My Dad asked if I wanted to go on a mountain climbing trip with him in Nepal,

I said, "Sher, pa"

I feel bad for Nepal, but tectonically, it's their fault.

Too soon?

Next Battlefield map set in Nepal.

It's made using groundbreaking technology.


I enjoy rating countries on a 0-10 scale

I give Nepal a solid 7.8. The score is so high, it's ground breaking

Catwoman don't know the capital of Nepal...

but Kathmandu!

Nepal joke, Catwoman don't know the capital of Nepal...

What country makes the most milk?

Nepal

Why is Nepal funny ?

Cause it's hill areas

What are restaurants in Nepal called?

Mount Everestaurant.

Why does Nepal never slack?

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There are a lot of things you can and can't do in Nepal

They have their Hindus and Hindon'ts

Why did cat woman go to Nepal?

Because Kathmandu.

The Barenaked Ladies have been pulled from the rubble alive, following the Nepal Earthquake.

Its been One Week.

What's the most common fruit in Nepal?

Napple

Nepal is furious at Canada for legalizing weed...

Because Canada has just taken their spot as highest nation on the planet.

Nepal joke, Nepal is furious at Canada for legalizing weed...

What did the Nepalese farmer say when his rooster laid an egg?

Himalaya

With all the awful things happening in Nepal...

you just have to wonder...what would Kathmandu?

A man walks into an ice cream shop and asks "what's shaking?"

The cashier replies "Nepal"


Whats a Himalayan's favourite body part?

a Nepal.....

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the nepal obe jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working nepal himalayan piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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