Nepal Jokes

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Funniest Nepal Short Jokes

Short nepal jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nepal humour may include short capital jokes also.

1. A Muslim man sees the face of Muhammad in a tub of margarine one day His neighbor from Nepal looks over and says "I can't believe it's not Buddha"
2. My Dad asked if I wanted to go on a mountain climbing trip with him in Nepal, I said, "Sher, pa"
3. I enjoy rating countries on a 0-10 scale I give Nepal a solid 7.8. The score is so high, it's ground breaking
4. There are a lot of things you can and can't do in Nepal They have their Hindus and Hindon'ts
5. With all the awful things happening in Nepal... you just have to wonder...what would Kathmandu?
6. What's the currency in Nepal? The rubble.
7. "Yo man, what's shakin'?" Nepal
8. Did you hear about the earthquakes in Nepal?? It was groundbreaking news.
9. I broke up with my girlfriend from Nepal last week. She was crushed.
10. Did you hear? The Rolling Stones are in Nepal! ... Oh you mean literally..Right.

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Nepal One Liners

Which nepal one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nepal? I can suggest the ones about invasion and rubble.

1. I feel bad for Nepal, but tectonically, it's their fault. Too soon?
2. Next Battlefield map set in Nepal. It's made using groundbreaking technology.
3. Catwoman don't know the capital of Nepal... but Kathmandu!
4. What country makes the most milk? Nepal
5. Why is Nepal funny ? Cause it's hill areas
6. What are restaurants in Nepal called? Mount Everestaurant.
7. Why does Nepal never slack?
8. Why did cat woman go to Nepal? Because Kathmandu.
9. What's the most common fruit in Nepal? Napple
10. A man walks into an ice cream shop and asks "what's shaking?" The cashier replies "Nepal"
11. Whats a Himalayan's favourite body part? a Nepal.....
12. Which country produces the highest amount of milk in the world? Nepal.
13. Yo Mama is so fat She provides shelter to the people in Nepal
14. What's cold, rocky, and shakes alot? Nepal
15. Geeze, how's all the news in Nepal? It's really shaking me up!

Hilarious Fun Nepal Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about nepal you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean magnitude jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nepal pranks.