Neon Light Jokes
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Electric engineer exam
3 students are getting prepared for the exam.
The teacher calls one in.
Teacher: Do you mind the neon lighting?
First sudent: No.
Teacher: Get out please!
Calls in the next one.
Teacher: Do you mind the neon lighting?
Second student: Yes.
Teacher: Get out please!
Calls in the last.
Teacher: Do you mind the neon lighting?
Last student: It's an argon lamp.
Teacher: Finally! We can start now.
Why are neon lights hard to see during the day?
Because they're ne-off.
So, the guy who plays Captain America bought a pirate ship.
And he covered it in Vegas-style lights
And he has Phil Collins' band playing on it.
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It's a Neon Genesis Evans' Galleon
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