Neon Jokes
53 neon jokes and hilarious neon puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about neon that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover some of the funniest jokes about Neon, from Dodge Neon to Neon Light. Learn about the lighter side of neon elements like Uranium, Bismuth and Helium. Give a Neon-Lover a good laugh!
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Funniest Neon Short Jokes
Short neon jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The neon humour may include short neutron jokes also.
- What do you call it when Argon, Neon, Krypton, Xenon, Radon, and Helium frequently attend church? Noble Masses.
- My friend told me a chemistry joke "Do you know any chemistry jokes?
I do but they're all boron."
I have to say, I slapped my neon that one. - Helium and Neon walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a drink There was no reaction
- If I had to pick 3 Elements that summed up my life... They would either be Aluminum, Oxygen and Neon, or they would be Carbon, Radium and Phosphorous.
- Helium, Argon, Neon, Krypton, and Helium walk into a LGBT bar The bar keeper says: "get out of here, we don't want far right elements in here"
- I heard a chemistry joke the other day... I heard a chemistry joke the other day, it was sodium funny I slapped my neon that one.
- The Qutub Minar in India was painted in bright pink,yellow and neon green... It is now known as the Qutub Minaj
- I was going to write a chemistry joke but all the good ones... No who am I kidding? There are Nitrogen Oxygen Neon
- Helium, Krypton, and Neon started a band. Why did everyone hate their cover of Don't Fear the Reaper? No Bell.
- So, the guy who plays Captain America bought a pirate ship. And he covered it in Vegas-style lights
And he has Phil Collins' band playing on it.
...
It's a Neon Genesis Evans' Galleon
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Neon One Liners
Which neon one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with neon? I can suggest the ones about glowing and neat.
- Did you know all dogs are made up of only 3 elements? Calcium, nickel, neon
- Neon bumped into helium. There was no reaction.
- The royal baby only farts neon; It's a noble gas.
- I told a joke to my Chemistry teacher. He replied "Oh man, I slapped my neon that one"
- I was trying to think of a neon pun. Because I haven't got Ne.
- Can Neon form a chemical bond with Indium? NeIn.
- Why was neon sad? He saw chlorine and sodium bonding together.
- What do you call a werewolf in a bright pink neon track suit A Right There-wolf
- What did the amputee chemist say as he attached his new leg? Neon.
- Why are neon lights hard to see during the day? Because they're ne-off.
- Cats are made of iron, lithium and neon. Because FeLiNe
- What's it called when the queen farts? Helium Neon Argon Krypton Xenon Radon
- Sodium said to neon, "I gave your mother my electron last night!" Neon didn't react.
- What do you call a neon sign that flickers? Neon, the Occasional.
- Scandium, Iodine, neon, corium. What is it? It's Science.
UPDATE: I'm an idiot
Delightful Fun Neon Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about neon you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean glow jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make neon pranks.
What do neo-n**... do on h**...'s birthday?
Heil if I know
Why did helium get into a fight with neon?
They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.
Why don't neo-n**... use the forward button on their browsers?
Because they Alt-Right instead.
Why do neo-n**... drink milk?
Because they hate juice
A man walks into a store that has a broken neon sign
A man walks into a store and says,"hey, you should fix your neon sign out front, the letter E is burnt out".
The storekeeper replies, "I can't replace the letter, it would ruin the joke!"
"What joke?" Asks the man.
"Stop me if you've heard it before," says the shopkeep, "because it's an old E, but it's a good E."
How many Neo-n**... does it take to change a light bulb?
If they knew how, maybe they wouldn't need all those torches...
Why do neo-n**... always order milk at the cafeteria?
They hate the juice.
What did the Neo-n**... say to his daughter's fiancee?
You're an alt-right guy.
Electric engineer exam
3 students are getting prepared for the exam.
The teacher calls one in.
Teacher: Do you mind the neon lighting?
First sudent: No.
Teacher: Get out please!
Calls in the next one.
Teacher: Do you mind the neon lighting?
Second student: Yes.
Teacher: Get out please!
Calls in the last.
Teacher: Do you mind the neon lighting?
Last student: It's an argon lamp.
Teacher: Finally! We can start now.
What did the Neo-n**... type onto his computer?
Alt-right-enter.
A Texan at the Grand Canyon
I had a Slovakian friend who toured the Grand Canyon on his American holiday in a group with a Texan in it. They're standing on the precipice watching a sunset over the vast Southwest pastel and neon sky, when the Texan points to the stunning, striated canyon walls below and utters to my friend in a whisper, You know, I could fix that hole.
What did the Neo-n**... say to the extremist Muslim?
So what are we going to do about the Jewish problem?
I wore neon green to a f**....
It was a hue mistake.
'I was at that neo-n**... march today' was it any good?
'It was alt-right'
Neo-n**... don't praise h**...
They praise the man who killed him
