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- Q: What do you call 500 neo-n**... at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start.
Q: What do you call 500 triathletes at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A bad start. - This is one of those gems thought up at 4 am, why does nobody listen to Neo-n**...? It's all just white noise.
- Why aren't the police making any neo-n**... arrests in m**... cases? There's no dental records and all the DNA matches
- Neo n**... are like cats... If they like you, you're probably feeding them
Source: last week tonight - In an upcoming film, Matthew McConaughey is going to play a Neo-n**... He's gonna be alt-right, alt-right, alt-right.
- I got kicked out of Comic-Con for assaulting a guy who didnt know who Keanu Reeves played in The matrix That was the second time I've been called a neo-n**....
- TIL: Neo-n**... are some of the biggest employers of Mexican housekeepers. They are real fans of ethnic cleansing.
- Apparently the same firm rents buildings to both ISIS and Neo-n**.... You could say they're the lessor of two evils.
- My German friend and I met some Neo n**... the other day. My friend said to them, Whatever you are doing, it is not r**....
- What did the Neo-n**... say to the extremist Muslim? So what are we going to do about the Jewish problem?
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- Maybe replacement theory is correct. Even neo-n**...'s are being replaced by black people.
- What was the Neo n**...'s favorite computer game? Mein Kraft
- Why do neo-n**... drink milk? Because they hate juice
- Why do neo-n**... always order milk at the cafeteria? They hate the juice.
- I hate left-wing Neo-n**..., They are *liberally* h**....
- What do you call a hundred neo-n**... at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.
- How did the Tinder user get stuck on a date with a neo-n**...? She swiped alt-right.
- Neo-n**... don't praise h**... They praise the man who killed him
- What did the Neo-n**... say to his daughter's fiancee? You're an alt-right guy.
- What do you call a neo-n**... that's burst into flames A fire c**...
- What did the Neo-n**... type onto his computer? Alt-right-enter.
- What is a Neo-n**...'s favourite brand of underwear? Rightie w**....
- What do neo-n**... do on h**...'s birthday? Heil if I know
- 'I was at that neo-n**... march today' was it any good? 'It was alt-right'
- How do you get rid of Neo-n**...? Spray them with incesticide.
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What is the most common ingredient in the neo-n**... cookbook?
WHITE FLOUR! WHITE FLOUR! WHITE FLOUR! WHITE FLOUR!
What do neo-n**... use to make bread?
WHITE FLOWER.
Journalist asks a neo-n**... "what do you have against foreigners?"
"I have an axe"
What do running shoes and Neo-n**... have in common?
Both make Jews run faster!
(Sorry, but as an agnostic Jew myself, I hope that it's okay for me to make this joke.)
I don't get neo-n**... . . .
So, they are like, what you call n**... in the Matrix?
There's a lot of hate against Neo-n**... groups...
But you must agree with them that h**... was right
A neo-n**..., Communist and a fascist walk into a bar...
They burn it down.
That's the joke.
I asked my buddy, whose a Neo-n**..., how he was doing...
He said he was doing alt-right
What is neo-n**... Matthew McConaughey's catchphrase?
"Alt Right, Alt Right, Alt Right."
Why don't neo-n**... use the forward button on their browsers?
Because they Alt-Right instead.
When a neo-n**... plays jazz, what time signature do they use?
14/88.
Matthew McConnaughey came out as a Neo-n**...
He claims to be 'alt-right, alt-right, alt-right.'
A woman asks her friend whether she should date an anti-semite.
Friend: "He sounds really nice!"
Woman: "I know...but he's always spouting unsubstantiated, racist nonsense, marching, and carrying around some sort of sign."
Friend: "Oh, he's a Neo-n**.... That's a huge red flag."
What do Neo n**... say after breaking up?
Let's just be cousins
Why do Neo-n**... go to family reunions?
To pick up Chicks
How many Neo-n**... does it take to change a light bulb?
If they knew how, maybe they wouldn't need all those torches...
What happens when you step on a Neo-n**...
You get Planter Fascistitus
These white supremacists and neo-n**... need new prescription eyeglasses.
So at least something about them is progressive.
What genre of music do neo-n**... like the most?
k**...-pop
How do Boston neo-n**... express their viewpoint?
Cah-stickahs
Why did Matthew McConaughey become a neo-n**...?
Because he is
Alt-right
Alt-right
Alt-right.
Have you heard about the new soda based neo-n**... group?
They call themselves the alt-sprite
What's a Neo-n**...'s favourite animal?
The Great White (Shark).
A jew walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?"
The jew sighs and says, "the neo n**... killed my family and genetically grafted a horse to my face."
What's the average IQ range of a typical Neo-n**... or White Nationalist?
Around 14 to 88 IQ points.
What do British Neo n**... call their home?
Mein Gaff