Neo Jokes

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Funniest Neo Short Jokes

Short neo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The neo humour may include short ultra jokes also.

1. A nihilist, a socialist, and a neo-marxist walk into a bar and order drinks. "We don't sell alcohol to anyone under 18", says the bartender.
2. It's the year 2295... Dude: I'm a classically trained guitarist.
   Neo-90s Kid: Radical!
   Dude: So anyway, here's Wonderwall.
3. People should not condemn recently blinded people. It's not their fault they are Neo-Not Sees.
4. So you guys know that one part in Matrix Reloaded when Neo revives Trinity? That was a pretty handy life hack
5. Started my Matrix Algebra class a few months ago... I'm really confused so far. When do we learn about Neo?
6. Why did Neo divorce his wife after she played a practical joke on him? He was tired of the Mate Tricks
7. What does a Mexican Morpheus say? Neo, you are the Juan
   ...
   I'll show myself the door...
8. I went out to dinner with Neo from The Matrix when I saw him eating soup with a fork. He kept insisting there was no spoon!
9. What would happen if The Matrix was filmed in space. I don't know, ask Neo Degrasse Tyson.
10. How Much Ram does The Matrix Have? One Neo-Byte

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Neo One Liners

Which neo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with neo? I can suggest the ones about matrix and bigot.

1. Why didn't Neo ever cuddle Trinity from behind in bed? Because there is no spoon.
2. Trinity: "I really can't stay." Neo: "Baby it's code outside."
3. Why couldn't Neo eat his Ice cream? Because there is no spoon.
4. What do you call someone who has never seen the matrix? A Neo not-see.
5. What do you use to heal cuts in the matrix? Neo-sporin
6. Why was Neo's mom so good at math? Because when she was pregnant, she carried the one.
7. Elon Musk rewatches The Matrix. Realizes that Neo is the good guy.
8. Why did Neo have to eat his cereal with a fork? Cos there is no spoon
9. Hey Siri, teach me Kung Fu! Neo, you need to unlock your iPhone first.
10. Why doesn't Neo like to eat soup? Because there is no spoon.
11. What's the sequel to April Fools, Neo? The May Tricks.
12. What is Neo's favorite DJ Khaled song? "I'm the one."
13. A couple of neo-naizs walk into a school. Oh shoot.
14. What is a fascists favorite ice cream? Neo-Nazipolitan
15. If alphabets were neo-feminists... x - "Did you just assume my number"

Neo Matrix Jokes

Here is a list of funny neo matrix jokes and even better neo matrix puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I got kicked out of Comic-Con for assaulting a guy who didnt know who Keanu Reeves played in The Matrix That was the second time I've been called a neo-n**....
• One thing that bothers me about The Matrix is that Trinity is just there as a love interest for Neo I just wish she had some more **agency**.
• I don't get neo-n**... . . . So, they are like, what you call n**... in the Matrix?

Hilarious Fun Neo Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

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