nemo Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious nemo puns

Why didn't Captain Nemo get any Christmas presents?

Because he was on the Nautilus...

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When people go underwater in movies, I like to hold my breath to see if I would have survived the same situation...

Almost died in Finding Nemo

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I like to hold my breath whenever a character goes underwater in a movie. That way I know if I'd survive if I were that character.

I was rushed to the E.R after Finding Nemo

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So my friend, Rick Astley, asked me for some Pixar movies to watch...

I told him, "You can borrow Toy Story 1, 2, and 3, A Bugs Life, Monsters Inc., Finding Nemo, The Incredibles, Cars 1 and 2, Ratatouille, and Wall*E, but I'm never gonna give you UP!"

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A father buys a lie detector that slaps people when they lie. He decided to test it out at dinner one night.

The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son replies I just did some homework. The robot slaps the son. The son then says Okay, okay. I was at my friends house watching a movie.

Dad asks What movie were you watching? The son replies Finding Nemo . The robot slaps the son. He then says Okay, okay. We were watching porn.

Dad said What?! At your age I didn't know what porn was. The robot slaps the father.

Mom laughs and says Wow. He certainly is your son.

The robot slaps the mother.



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I just watched a film where a man's wife is brutally murdered and his son is left physically disabled...

...Then in a twisted turn of events, his son is kidnapped and he has to chase the kidnapper thousands of miles with the help of a mentally disabled woman.

Finding Nemo is a real thriller!

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I've always tried to hold my breath when a character is under water, to see if I could survive the situation

Finding Nemo was a tough one

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Why didn't Santa ever bring Captain Nemo any presents?

Because Nemo was always on the Nautilus (Naughty List). My 8 year old came up with that one.

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The Shape of Water?

More like Grinding Nemo, amirite?

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Whenever I see an underwater scene in a movie, I hold my breath

Almost died in Finding Nemo

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Whenever I watch a film I like to hold my breath while characters are underwater to see if I would survive in that situation

I almost fucking died watching Finding Nemo

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Sometimes whenever I watch an underwater scene in a movie I try to hold my breath as long as the characters do to see if I'd survive in that situation.

I almost died watching Finding Nemo.

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So I was telling my dad

That the entire team that worked on finding Nemo had to take fish biology 101. Then he says "so does it ever bother you that the fish are talking?"

That was the hardest I laughed in a while

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I want to start a company and call it Nemo..

Then get Disney to make a Biopic on my life and call it 'Founding Nemo'

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I just watch a movie...

...where a man's wife is brutally murdered by a serial killer and his son is left physically disabled. In a twisted turn of events his son is kidnapped and he has to chase the kidnappers for thousands of miles with the help of a mentally disabled woman. MAN FINDING NEMO IS A GREAT MOVIE!

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During movies when characters go underwater, I hold my breath and see if I could've survived that situation...

I almost died in _Finding Nemo_

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Why did Dory warn Nemo about escaping through the toilet?

Because it was a sewer side mission!

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What did Chandler Bing say when he reached Point Nemo?

Can you *be* any more Pacific?

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The Shape of Water

Otherwise known as Grinding Nemo

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Why is it called finding nemo?

been wondering for years

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In Finding Nemo, why were Gill and the others so worried when the dentist was throwing Nemo in the trash can?

Don't they know? All trash cans lead to the ocean.

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What does my dad have in common with Nemo?

They both can't be found.

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Have you seen the 18 version of Finding Nemo?

They've classed it as 'prawnography'....

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I heard Pixar is coming out with another sequel to Finding Nemo

Finding Jaime

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Raw fish

ramsay: THIS FISH IS SO FUCKING RAW THAT ITS STILL FINDING NEMO

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I just watched a movie where a man's wife is murdered

and his son is kidnapped so he has to work with a mentally disabled person to find his son. It's called Finding Nemo.

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The movie Finding Nemo is actually really deep

You know, because it's in the ocean and all.

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What would be the name for the "king of rock" in a movie like finding nemo?

Elfish freshley

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If Marlin and Dory were a couple, how would the resulting little brother of Nemo be called?

Patch Adams

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What do you call Nemo when he starts getting major puss?

Sharkbait Hooha-ha

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What did high Wizkhalifa tell Snoop Dogg in Finding Nemo 3?

Seaweed

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What are the most funny Nemo jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Nemo? Well, here are the best Nemo dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Nemo pick up lines to share with friends.

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