Nemo Jokes

Funniest Nemo Short Jokes

Short nemo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nemo humour may include short aqua jokes also.

1. When people go underwater in movies, I like to hold my breath to see if I would have survived the same situation... Almost died in Finding Nemo
2. I like to hold my breath whenever a character goes underwater in a movie. That way I know if I'd survive if I were that character. I was rushed to the E.R after Finding Nemo
3. I've always tried to hold my breath when a character is under water, to see if I could survive the situation Finding Nemo was a tough one
4. Why didn't Santa ever bring Captain Nemo any presents? Because Nemo was always on the Nautilus (Naughty List). My 8 year old came up with that one.
5. Whenever I see an underwater scene in a movie, I hold my breath Almost died in Finding Nemo
6. Sometimes whenever I watch an underwater scene in a movie I try to hold my breath as long as the characters do to see if I'd survive in that situation. I almost died watching Finding Nemo.
7. Disney is releasing an alternate version of its latest film for the Indian audience where Nemo's father starts looking for a bride for his son. It's called Finding Dowry.
8. I want to start a company and call it Nemo.. Then get Disney to make a Biopic on my life and call it 'Founding Nemo'
9. Why did Dory warn Nemo about escaping through the toilet? Because it was a sewer side mission!
10. During movies when characters go underwater, I hold my breath and see if I could've survived that situation... I almost died in _Finding Nemo_

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Nemo One Liners

Which nemo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nemo? I can suggest the ones about finding nemo and aquarium.

1. Darth Vader: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas. Luke: How?
   Darth Vader: I felt your presents.
2. Why doesn't Santa deliver presents to Captain Nemo? Because he's on the Nautilus
3. After Finding Nemo, how did Dory make money? She started an OnlyFins.
4. The Shape of Water? More like Grinding Nemo, amirite?
5. What's the difference between Finding Nemo and Shrek? Finding Nemo is about Efficiency.
6. Why is Finding Nemo called Finding Nemo? Because it's about finding Nemo
7. What is Dory from finding Nemo's favorite band? The blue Tang clan.
8. What did Chandler Bing say when he reached Point Nemo? Can you *be* any more Pacific?
9. What do fish that jump off of waterfalls say? Gera-nemo!
10. The Shape of Water Otherwise known as Grinding Nemo
11. Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
12. Have you seen the 18 version of Finding Nemo? They've classed it as 'prawnography'....
13. What does my dad have in common with Nemo? They both can't be found.
14. I heard Pixar is coming out with another sequel to Finding Nemo Finding Jaime
15. What did high Wizkhalifa tell Snoop Dogg in Finding Nemo 3? Seaweed

Finding Nemo Jokes

Here is a list of funny finding nemo jokes and even better finding nemo puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• When characters in the movies go underwater, I like to hold my breath to see how long I can last. I almost died in Finding Nemo.
• What would you say if you saw the blue fish from Finding Nemo lifting weights and taking steroids? "Well that's hunky Dory!"
• In Finding Nemo, why were Gill and the others so worried when the dentist was throwing Nemo in the trash can? Don't they know? All trash cans lead to the ocean.
• I just watched a movie where a man's wife is murdered and his son is kidnapped so he has to work with a mentally disabled person to find his son. It's called Finding Nemo.
• What would be the name for the "king of rock" in a movie like finding nemo? Elfish freshley
• The movie Finding Nemo is actually really deep You know, because it's in the ocean and all.
• Why is it called finding nemo? been wondering for years
• When I was a kid, I saw Finding Nemo on Ice. That was my first time doing m**....

Comical Nemo Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about nemo you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean manatee jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nemo pranks.