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Funniest Nemo Finding Short Jokes

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  1. When people go underwater in movies, I like to hold my breath to see if I would have survived the same situation... Almost died in Finding Nemo
  2. I like to hold my breath whenever a character goes underwater in a movie. That way I know if I'd survive if I were that character. I was rushed to the E.R after Finding Nemo
  3. I've always tried to hold my breath when a character is under water, to see if I could survive the situation Finding Nemo was a tough one
  4. Whenever I see an underwater scene in a movie, I hold my breath Almost died in Finding Nemo
  5. Sometimes whenever I watch an underwater scene in a movie I try to hold my breath as long as the characters do to see if I'd survive in that situation. I almost died watching Finding Nemo.
  6. Disney is releasing an alternate version of its latest film for the Indian audience where Nemo's father starts looking for a bride for his son. It's called Finding Dowry.
  7. During movies when characters go underwater, I hold my breath and see if I could've survived that situation... I almost died in _Finding Nemo_
  8. When characters in the movies go underwater, I like to hold my breath to see how long I can last. I almost died in Finding Nemo.
  9. What would you say if you saw the blue fish from Finding Nemo lifting weights and taking steroids? "Well that's hunky Dory!"
  10. In Finding Nemo, why were Gill and the others so worried when the dentist was throwing Nemo in the trash can? Don't they know? All trash cans lead to the ocean.

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Nemo Finding One Liners

Which nemo finding one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nemo finding? I can suggest the ones about mermaid and amoeba.

  1. After Finding Nemo, how did Dory make money? She started an OnlyFins.
  2. What's the difference between Finding Nemo and Shrek? Finding Nemo is about Efficiency.
  3. Why is Finding Nemo called Finding Nemo? Because it's about finding Nemo
  4. What is Dory from finding Nemo's favorite band? The blue Tang clan.
  5. Have you seen the 18 version of Finding Nemo? They've classed it as 'prawnography'....
  6. I heard Pixar is coming out with another sequel to Finding Nemo Finding Jaime
  7. What did high Wizkhalifa tell Snoop Dogg in Finding Nemo 3? Seaweed
  8. Why is it called finding nemo? been wondering for years
  9. When I was a kid, I saw Finding Nemo on Ice. That was my first time doing m**....

Delightful Fun Nemo Finding Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about nemo finding you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean little mermaid jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nemo finding pranks.

So my friend, Rick Astley, asked me for some Pixar movies to watch...

I told him, "You can borrow Toy Story 1, 2, and 3, A Bugs Life, Monsters Inc., Finding Nemo, The Incredibles, Cars 1 and 2, Ratatouille, and Wall*E, but I'm never gonna give you UP!"

I just watched a film where a man's wife is brutally murdered and his son is left physically disabled...

...Then in a twisted turn of events, his son is kidnapped and he has to chase the kidnapper thousands of miles with the help of a mentally disabled woman.
Finding Nemo is a real thriller!

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Friend 1: I just watched a film in which a man's wife is brutally murdered by a serial killer and his son is left physically disabled. In a twisted turn of events his son is kidnapped and has to chase thr kidnapper thousands of miles with the help of a mentally disabled woman.
Friend 2 : Uhhh....what was it called?
Friend 1: Finding Nemo

So I was telling my dad

That the entire team that worked on finding Nemo had to take fish biology 101. Then he says "so does it ever bother you that the fish are talking?"
That was the hardest I laughed in a while

A nice movie

Gf: whatcha doing?
Me:I'm seeing a movie right now.
Gf:Oh what is it about?
Me:Once upon a time a family is attacked in which the mother dies and son becomes physically disabled and then a few years later his son gets kidnapped and the rest for the movie is about the father overcoming his fears and how he rescues his son.
Gf:o**... such an interesting plot what is the title.
Me:Umm...it's Finding Nemo.

I just watched a movie where a man's wife is murdered

and his son is kidnapped so he has to work with a mentally disabled person to find his son. It's called Finding Nemo.

What would be the name for the "king of rock" in a movie like finding nemo?

Elfish freshley

The movie Finding Nemo is actually really deep

You know, because it's in the ocean and all.