Nemesis Jokes

Funniest Nemesis Short Jokes

Short nemesis jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nemesis humour may include short vomit jokes also.

1. A pencil stands face to face against his nemesis, Paper. Will our hero find the strength he needs to overcome his greatest foe?! 2B continued...
2. What does Sean Connery's nemesis and the crater of a volcano have in common? They're both ash-holes.
3. I saw a guy named "Wayne Bruce" at work I said, "My nemicice, Man-bat, we meet again." Most people didn't get it.
   EDIT. Nemesis
4. The Burger King King hates Ronald McDonald Not only because the represent competing restaurants, but because they both like the same girl.
   Ronald is his double arch nemesis.
5. Humanity is children of the Sun, but according to Nemesis Theory there is a Second Sun in Our Solar System. whose name is ''Kim Ir Sen''.
6. What did the diabetic superhero say after he lost a fight with his arch nemesis? I've been defeeted.
7. Hello, I'm Hydroxide Dad. I stand for Truth and positivity. My arch nemesis is Sodium Man. He can make me Lye.
8. Two chemists at a restaurant [restaurant]
   Chemist 1: I'll have some H2O
   Chemist 2: I'll have some H2O also
   Chemist 2's arch nemesis disguised as a waiter: [under breath] so close....
9. I'd like to say the best moment of a woman's life is giving birth, but it's actually seeing an old nemesis and realizing she got really fat.

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Nemesis One Liners

Which nemesis one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nemesis? I can suggest the ones about venom and nosebleed.

1. In his AMA, David Tennant of Dr. Who revealed who his nemesis was. Goliath Lanndlord.
2. Which Marvel hero would be the best nemesis of The Riddler? The Pun-isher.
3. Why did nemesis go to Hollywood? For the stars
4. Where is the best place to find a nemesis? (Asking for an enemy)
5. What is Bill Cosby's arch-nemesis? Smelling salts.
6. Imagining Kid Rock's nemesis Li'l Paper Scissors
7. Lessons learned from Star Trek: Nemesis... Remember to always backup your Data!
8. Who is FAPMAN's greatest nemesis? The Stroker.

The Funniest Nemesis Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

What funny jokes about nemesis you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean enema jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nemesis pranks.