Nelson Mandela Jokes
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- bill Clinton tried to cheer up Hillary this morning. He reminded her that Nelson Mandela wasn't elected President until after he had served 27 years in prison.
- There is still hope for for Hillary Clinton Nelson Mandela became President after 27 years in prison.
- To Hillary supporters, don't give up hope! Nelson Mandela served 27 years in prison before becoming President.
- Cheer up Hillary Clinton. Nelson Mandela wasn't elected president, until after serving 27 years in prison.
- How did Nelson Mandela do laundry while in prison? He used one part water, a part corn starch, and a part Tide.
- What is the difference between Donald Trump and Nelson Mandela? Mandela went to jail before becoming President.
- The minute the great man dies, cryogenics should be employed until a cure is found for old age and chest problems... Freeze Nelson Mandela!
- Did you hear about the sign language translator at Nelson Mandela's f**...? Neither did his audience.
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Nelson Mandela One Liners
Which nelson mandela one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nelson mandela? I can suggest the ones about south africa and willie nelson.
- Both Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker Died at 95
- What's black and slides down Nelson's column? Winnie Mandela.
- What is Nelson Mandela's favorite snack? Apartheid pods
- A feminist problem Why Nelson Mandela ? Why not Neldaughter Womandela ?
- What do Paul Walker and Nelson Mandela have in Common? They`re both dead and black.
- So I heard that the leader of the Monkees died recently... R.I.P. Nelson Mandela
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Nelson Mandela
Nelson Mandela went on holiday, and booked into a hotel. After his first day he went to bed, however he was awoken in the morning by someone knocking at his door. The man at the door said "Are you Nelson Mandela?"
"Yes" He replied
"Well, I've got a parcel for you" The man replied
He was very confused by this, as no one even knew he was staying there. When he opened it, there was a bunch of steering wheels inside, which was even more strange as he couldn't drive.
He got on with the rest of his day, and yet again he was woken in the morning by the same man. This time the parcel was full of carburetors, he had no idea what was going on.
On the third morning, the man arrived again. "Got another parcel for you" He said
"Are you sure these are for me?"
"Yep, got your name on it right here" He said
Nelson had a look for himself "That's not my name" He exclaimed "This says to Nissan Main Dealer"
Nelson Mandela...
Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a Japanese man, clutching a clipboard and yelling, "You Sign! You sign!" Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.
Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Japanese man starts to yell louder: "You sign! You sign!"
Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously got the wrong man", and shuts the door.
The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the Japanese is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, "You sign! You sign!"
Mr. Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the Japanese man back, shouting: "Look, go away! You've got the wrong man! I don't want them!" Then he slams the door in his face again.
The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again. On opening it, there is the same Japanese thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting, "You sign! You sign!"
Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts. This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the man by his shirt and yells at him; "Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?
The little Japanese man looks at him very puzzled, consults his clipboard and says...
"You not Nissan Main Dealer?"