Neighboring Countries Jokes
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Funniest Neighboring Countries Short Jokes
Short neighboring countries jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The neighboring countries humour may include short european countries jokes also.
- My new neighbors are from a foreign country and refused to eat the yogurt I offered them. Pretty sure it's a cultural thing.
- Poland and its neighboring country were playing chess The neighboring country won with a Czechmate
- How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries? He stepped down.
- TIL there's only one thing Sweden and Denmark has that Norway doesn't. A nice neighbor country.
- In which country can you legally have s**... in front of the neighbors' kids All of them, you cannot be a human though
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Neighboring Countries One Liners
Which neighboring countries one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with neighboring countries? I can suggest the ones about neighbour and good neighbor.
- How do you see countries neighboring Russia? Ukraine your neck.
Cheeky Neighboring Countries Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
What funny jokes about neighboring countries you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean nearby jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make neighboring countries pranks.
I met my new neighbor today. Turns out he's Swiss.
I told him I'd never met someone from Switzerland before, and asked what he likes most about his home country.
He shrugged. "I dunno. The flag's a big plus."
A man moved to New York from India and he opened a lunch counter where he served traditional Indian foods and sandwiches to go. He decorated it in Indian style to remind him of his home city and hired his friends and neighbors from the old country to work there.
You might say he was setting up a little Delhi.
A guy moves way way out to the country...
...miles from anything. One day there's a knock at the door, and he opens it to find a guy in full hayseed regalia, overalls, thermal shirt, the works.
Hick: "Howdy, new neighbor! Would ya like to come to a party at my place tonight?"
New guy: "Well, sure! I'm new to these parts, I sure would love to meet the locals."
Hick: "I gotta warn ya, there'll be some drinkin'."
New guy: "That's OK, I could use a drink."
Hick: "There'll be some salty language."
New guy: "That won't bother me."
Hick: "...and some rough s**...."
New guy: "Hey, I'm in! How about if I bring a case of wine?"
Hick: "Nah, a bottle should do: it's just you and me."
A man was sick and tired of the city life, so he moved to the country side...
Years go by and nobody bothers him. Finally, one day, he heard a knock on his door.
Neighbor: "How are you doing, neighbor? I'm hosting a party and your presence there would be much appreciated!"
Man: "Cool! It's been years since I had human interaction. I'll come!"
Neighbor: "Fantastic! Just some pointers first though. There's going to be heavy drinking..."
Man: "I can handle my liquor."
Neighbor: "And maybe some rough drunken fights..."
Man: "I've been in a few bar fights before, I can hold my ground."
Neighbor: "And some raw drunken s**...."
Man: "Even better! So what should I wear to the party?"
Neighbor: "Don't bother with small details like that, it's just the two of us anyways."
A fine country lady is hosting a dinner party
and she wants to serve her famous Mushroom Soup. She invites over the whole neighborhood for dinner. The day of her big event she runs out of mushrooms and the small country store is sold out. She panics! "What evah shall I do??" she pleads to her husband.
"Well" he says "There are lots of mushrooms growing back in the cow pasture. We could use those." "Absolutely not!" she yells. "Those might be poisonous!"
He replies "Tell ya what, I'll go back and pick some and you make a small batch of soup. We'll feed it to the dog, Jack. If he is OK in an hour or so, we'll know they're OK". With no other options, she agrees. He goes and gets the mushrooms, she makes up some soup and old Jack just LOVES it. He horfs it right down and is just happy as a clam.
Few hours go by and old Jack is just dandy. The lady of the house goes into full Dinner Party mode. She is running behind schedule now so she calls the neighbor girl over to help her prepare. The lady figures she should warn the girl about Jack but doesn't want to confess the whole story. She tells the girl to just keep a CLOSE EYE on Jack, that he is very special to the family, and to let her know if anything comes up.
A few hours later the guests start to arrive and they all sit down for an absolutely wonderful presentation of Mushroom Soup. The guests are raving about it. They can't get enough. Everyone is just having a wonderful evening,..
When all the sudden the neighbor girl bursts into the room in hysterics! "OLD JACK IS DEAD!!!!" she cries. "HE'S DEAD, JUST.. DEAD!!"
The country lady immediately jumps into action. She calls the paramedics, the hospital and the police! They all arrive quickly and begin pumping stomaches and administering anti-poison medicines. People are puking in the yard, screaming, and crying. Ambulance after Ambulance comes and goes with guest after guest for what seems like hours.
Finally.. at 5am an exhausted lady and her helpful neighbor girl are setting in the kitchen trying to take stock in what happened. The neighbor girl looks over at the lady and says
"It really is a shame. The guy that ran over old Jack didn't even stop."
A gay man goes to church.
So a wealthy gay man living up life in the big city decides it's time for some quiet living. He moves to a small rural community where he hopes to make some friends and enjoy the clean country air. Figuring the best way to meet the neighbors was at the local church, he decides to attend services and get to know his neighbors. The church was a quaint little white building made entirely of wood. He felt out of place in a brand new Armani suit while everyone else was wearing suits that were at least a decade old from the look of them, and most likely handed down. During the service, he was moved by the preachers retelling of the prodigal son returned, and realized that the community he was now living in was more than just rural but poor as well. When the collection plate started to come around, he was amazed that only a few bills and some change were in it by the time it got to him. He silently took out his bill fold which had over a thousand dollars and put it all in the basket. When the basket was returned, up front, the pastor saw the huge bill fold and then cried out, "Will the person who made such a great donation please rise and select three hymns?" The gay man jumped up, pointed at three strapping young men and said, "I'll take him, him, and him."
Yuppie buys a house in the country
A Yuppie decides to buy a plot of land in the countryside and build a house. Unfortunately, his neighbor is an old farmer who likes to spread his cows' manure on his fields every time the Yuppie throws a backyard cookout.
So one day the Yuppie sees the farmer and lets him know that he's going to have one of his cookouts the coming Sunday, and asks the farmer if he could delay his spraying until the next day.
The farmer thinks about it for a second, and then replies
"Yup, I can certainly see how you city folks might be bothered by the smell of cow manure. But did it ever occur to you how my cows felt about the smell of your bar-b-que?