neice Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious neice puns

When holding my baby neice

My Uncle gave me the advice of "Careful not to drop her, we dont want her to end up like you."


My 7 year old neice told me this joke today

What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Pick it!


My 7 year old neice came up with this... What do you call a dog with no legs?

A snake. (I know it's terrible)


My neice asked me what it was like being drunk

I said you see that tree? when you are drunk you see two or four trees
she said, there is no trees. we are in a parking lot at walmart.


Why does the house only have one window?


(joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)


What are the most funny Neice jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Neice? Well, here are the best Neice dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Neice pick up lines to share with friends.


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