The Best 8 Negotiations Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Negotiations jokes. There are some negotiations resources jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these negotiations montreal puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Negotiations Jokes and Puns

The year is 2077...

Brexit negotiations continue.
Nevada has counted 98% of the votes.
Cyberpunk has been delayed again.

Helium Factory

It looks like the negotiations at the helium factory were falling apart....everything was up in the air.

If women ruled the world there would be no wars

Just periods of very tense negotiations once a month

Jose Mourinho has been brought in to help Theresa May with Brexit negotiations.

He made leaving Europe look so easy.

I'm selling a book entitled: "How To Be An Expert In Negotiations".

I'll accept any price for it.


Sitting at a table

Wife: Writes a number on a piece of paper and slides it across.
Me: Crosses out and writes a new number.

#thermostat negotiations

Canada and the US are finalizing negotiations for dairy tariffs and Chapter 19 re: NAFTA which is bad news for Trump...

He only understands Chapter 11

Negotiations joke, Canada and the US are finalizing negotiations for dairy tariffs and Chapter 19 re: NAFTA which is ba

Lawyer Joke

* A lawyer is meeting with his client after a negotiation fell through. The lawyer says "so I've got some good news and some bad news. Which do you want to hear first?
*The client says "I guess good news first."
*The lawyer responded "the negotiations fell through and we need to go to trial. This'll probably take years and cost you thousands in attorney's fees."
*"So wait, what's the good news."
*"Wait, did I say there was bad news?"

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