The Best 30 Negotiate Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Negotiate jokes. There are some negotiate unforeseen jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these negotiate logistics puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Negotiate Jokes and Puns

A man walks into a bar and sees a young, attractive woman.

He approaches her and asks, "Excuse me, Miss. I was curious, would you be willing to sleep with me for one million dollars?" She responds, "Well certainly!" Again he asks, "How about for $10?" This time she answers, "Not at all. What do you think I am?" The man replies, "I have already established what you are. I'm just trying to negotiate a better price."

I negotiated salary for the first time ever, and I got what I wanted!

I didn't really want to work there anyway.

What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a terrorist?

You can actually negotiate with a terrorist.

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How do you tell the difference between a terrorist and a tenured professor?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Q: What is the difference between a teenager and a terrorist?

A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.


The right price

A man approaches a woman in a bar:

-- Miss, if I offer you a million dollars, would you agree to have sex with me?

-- Yes, of course.

-- But what if I give you only $50?

-- Are you crazy? What kind of woman do you think I am?

-- That's what we established earlier, now I'm just trying to negotiate the price.

What's the difference between a Jewish mother and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with terrorists.

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A French monk wrote a manifesto stating that every woman would agree to sell her body for money. The manifesto was read by the Queen of France and she invited the monk for a chat.

- So, you're stating that every women would agree to sell herself?
- Yes.
- Me too?
- Of course.
- And how much do you think I would cost?
- 500 francs.
- What?! Only 500 francs?!
- Here you go - you've already started to negotiate.

Can someone tell me who "bidden" is.

I see all of these things that are for bidden, and I want to negotiate with him.

A Scottish Sargent knocks on a whore-house door.

When the madam answers he says "Excuse me madam. But could you tell me how much you would charge for the pleasure of my company?"
The madam gives her price and they negotiate back and forth until they come to a bargain. Once the reach agreement the Sargent says "That sounds like a fair price."

Then he turns, gestures behind himself and yells "OK lads. We have a deal. Company Ho!"

What is the difference between a woman and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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What's the difference been a hardworking, caring, mother of 4, and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with a terrorist

I don't understand how Authorities can tell us that we "Can't Negotiate with terrorists..."

I just got a free can of Coke with my kebab...

A woman who's PMSing and a terrorist...

What is the difference between a woman who is PMSing and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Jew or Gipsy?

John's dad is a Jew and his mom is a Gipsy. one day john asks his dad: what am I , a Jew or a Gipsy ?" dad: "why is that important to you?" John: "It's very important because Bob has a new bike and I don't know what to do: steal it or negotiate with him..."

These days, iron and steel are traded on the international commodity market, and if you need some, you just need to contact a trader.

Formerly, if you wanted iron or steel, you would need to go to an ironworks or even a blacksmith's and negotiate directly with the men who made it.

Whoever smelted, dealt it.

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My son threatened to hold his breath until he got ice cream

He passed out on the floor.

I don't negotiate with terrorists.

Teacher, I can't work with radicals!

I don't negotiate with terrorists.

Bargaining

A visitor to my market stall was insistent on bargaining. I said "sir, this is America, we don't negotiate with tourists."


What do you call a store where you negotiate for off-the-book shrimp transactions?

A Prawn Shop


(I know, I know, it's a dumb one but it made me laugh)

What is the difference between a physical therapist and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

What's the difference between a terrorist and an opera singer?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

A pakistani cabbie called me a racist

I didn't say a word and left the cab. Because you don't negotiate with terrorists

Why did Hillary wait to give her concession speech?

She needed time to negotiate her fee.

Whats the differance between a terrorist and a yiddish mama?

You can negotiate with terrorists

What happened when Batman tried to negotiate a good deal on a hideout?

He caved.

I negotiated with a psychic the other night.

It was a happy medium.

A woman is being hired and is trying to negotiate her salary

Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

What's the difference between your girlfriend on her period and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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