Negligence Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

My joke about negligence in the postal service isn't bad

but the delivery is messed up

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

When my kid wasn't able to tell his teacher what 12 x 12 was...

CPS came and took him away. A classic case; I should have known.
Gross negligence.

What are the funniest negligence jokes of all time?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking about Negligence? Well, here are the best Negligence puns to laugh out loud. Crazy and funny Negligence pick up lines to share with friends.


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