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Neglectful Jokes

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Fun-Filled Neglectful Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

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My wife said that our son feels neglected.

I didn't even know we had a son.

What happens when you neglect to pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

Thought I'd share a favorite on my cake day

Gandhi used to walk barefoot on most days, neglecting modern footwear, and eventually grew a strong set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather weak and with his odd diet, suffered from very, very bad breath. To others he smelled atrocious, this super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

My baby daughter said her first word today!

She said Neglect!
Or something like that at least. I don't remember, I wasn't really paying attention.

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