Negativity Jokes
33 negativity jokes and hilarious negativity puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about negativity that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Negativity Short Jokes
Short negativity jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The negativity humour may include short negative numbers jokes also.
- Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative number? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
- With all the negativity in the world today... ...at least charlie sheen is staying positive.
- Did you hear about the math student that was afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
- I heard that, while a double negative makes a positive, a double positive doesn't make a negative... Yeah right.
- How do you tell an optimistic tree from a pessimistic tree? If it's negative, its roots are imaginary.
- The grammar teacher said "In English, two negatives make an affirmative, but two affirmatives never make a negative." A student replied... "Yeah, right!"
- I was born pessimist My Blood Group is B negative
- Drug test A couple of days ago I had to do a drug test and it came up negative. Now, I have to have a serious talk with my dealer...
- Kellyanne Conway did not test positive for Covid-19 She tested alternative-negative
- When someone tells you that the integers are a more useful set of numbers than the natural numbers, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
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Negativity One Liners
Which negativity one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with negativity? I can suggest the ones about double negative and negative number.
- My drug test came back negative. My drug dealer has some explaining to do.
- My gf is like the square root of negative one hundred She's a perfect ten but imaginary
- When counting down, I can't stand negative numbers I stop at nothing to avoid them.
- My IQ test results just came in and I'm really relieved. Thank God it's negative.
- I'll stop at nothing to avoid using negative numbers.
- I have a fear of negative numbers... I'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
- What's Autocorrect's blood type? typo negative
- My house-mate is terrified of negative numbers He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
- I just took an IQ test and I am SO happy... Thank God it came back negative!
- 2019: Stay away from negative People 2020: Stay away from positive people
- Your momma's so fat, she's like the negative cosine of X... They both go down after pi
- First rule of English grammar, Double negatives are a no no.
- I never misspell words. My blood is typo negative
- I got my IQ test results back They were negative.
- I tested negative For an IQ test
Playful Negativity Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What funny jokes about negativity you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean positive negative jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make negativity pranks.
A linguistics professor is lecturing his class
A linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn't a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative."
A voice from the back of the room retorted, "Yeah, right."
The Washington r**... are changing the team name because of all the negativity, shame, humiliation, dissent, polarity, adversity, defiance, animosity, contempt, discrimination, division, counter-productivity and hostility associated with their name.
....from now on they will be known simply as the r**....
Double Positives.
A linguistics professor was lecturing his class one day.
'In English', he said, 'A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.'
A loud voice from the back of the room piped up, 'Yeah, right.'
A linguistics professor says
A linguistics professor says during a lecture that, "In English, a double negative forms a positive. But in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, in no language in the world can a double positive form a negative." But then a voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
