Negatively Jokes
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Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative number?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
My drug test came back negative.
My drug dealer has some explaining to do.
With all the negativity in the world today...
...at least charlie sheen is staying positive.
A linguistics professor is lecturing his class
A linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn't a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative."
A voice from the back of the room retorted, "Yeah, right."
My gf is like the square root of negative one hundred
She's a perfect ten but imaginary
When counting down, I can't stand negative numbers
I stop at nothing to avoid them.
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