Negative Numbers Jokes

Funniest Negative Numbers Short Jokes

Short negative numbers jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The negative numbers humour may include short negativity jokes also.

1. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative number? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
2. When someone tells you that the integers are a more useful set of numbers than the natural numbers, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
3. In the 18th century it was common practice to ignore negative numbers People stopped at nothing to avoid them
4. I'll stop at nothing... ...to avoid using negative numbers.
   Bonus:
   What's yellow and swings from cake to cake?
   Tarzipan
5. Did you know NASA hates negative numbers? When counting down they will stop at nothing to avoid them.
6. My GF is like a two's complement binary number if I flip her and add 1, she will become negative ;(

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Negative Numbers One Liners

Which negative numbers one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with negative numbers? I can suggest the ones about double negative and positive negative.

1. When counting down, I can't stand negative numbers I stop at nothing to avoid them.
2. I'll stop at nothing to avoid using negative numbers.
3. My house-mate is terrified of negative numbers He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
4. We found a list of negative numbers at the crime scene It doesn't add up
5. When you square root a negative number the result is imaginary Just like my friends
6. What do mathematicians call it when you try to square root a negative number? A sin.
7. If you're afraid of negative numbers Stop at nothing to avoid them
8. Why did the negative number look so surprised? He was nonplussed.
9. What's the most positive number? 0, because it leaves everything negative behind it.
10. Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers? Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

Negative Numbers Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about negative numbers you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean odd numbers jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make negative numbers pranks.