Negative Number Jokes

Funniest Negative Number Short Jokes

Short negative number jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The negative number humour may include short positive negative jokes also.

1. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative number? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
2. Did you hear about the math student that was afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
3. When someone tells you that the integers are a more useful set of numbers than the natural numbers, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
4. In the 18th century it was common practice to ignore negative numbers People stopped at nothing to avoid them
5. I'll stop at nothing... ...to avoid using negative numbers.
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6. TIL There is a man who is afraid of negative numbers He would stop at nothing to avoid them.
7. Did you hear about the math teacher who's afraid of negative numbers? She always tries to keep it positive
8. Did you know NASA hates negative numbers? When counting down they will stop at nothing to avoid them.
9. My GF is like a two's complement binary number if I flip her and add 1, she will become negative ;(
10. did you hear about the mathematics w**... who was afraid of negative numbers? his phobia was so bad that he will stop at nothing to avoid them.
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Negative Number One Liners

Which negative number one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with negative number? I can suggest the ones about double negative and negativity.

1. When counting down, I can't stand negative numbers I stop at nothing to avoid them.
2. I'll stop at nothing to avoid using negative numbers.
3. I have a fear of negative numbers... I'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
4. My house-mate is terrified of negative numbers He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
5. You hear about the guy who hates negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
6. I'm afraid of negative numbers I'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
7. We found a list of negative numbers at the crime scene It doesn't add up
8. Rule number one of the English language: The use of double negatives is a big no-no
9. When you square root a negative number the result is imaginary Just like my friends
10. What do mathematicians call it when you try to square root a negative number? A sin.
11. If you're afraid of negative numbers Stop at nothing to avoid them
12. Why did the negative number look so surprised? He was nonplussed.
13. What's the most positive number? 0, because it leaves everything negative behind it.
14. Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers? Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

Negative Number Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about negative number you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean absolute zero jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make negative number pranks.