Negative Covid Test Jokes
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I tried an At Home Covid Test
Instructions:
1. Open a can of beer and try to smell it.
2. If you can smell the beer, drink it to see if you can taste it.
3. If you can smell it and taste it, this confirms that you don't have the Covid.
Last night, I did the test 19 times and all were negative. Tonight, I am going to do the test again because this morning I woke up with a headache and I feel like I'm coming down with something.
Kellyanne Conway did not test positive for Covid-19
She tested alternative-negative
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f**... under the covers is no longer called a Dutch oven...
It's a free Covid test. If you can still smell or taste it, you're negative.
Trump just got tested again, and he's still negative.
IQ, not COVID-19.
I don't understand it. My company told all employees to get tested for COVID-19, and to stay home until they get the test results. I got tested and called my boss to tell him I'm coming back to work on Monday. He asked me if I'm sure my test came back negative.
I told him I was positive. He told me to stay home.
SO happy to announce my mother has tested negative for COVID-19...
Doctor said the breathing issues are only pulmonary fibrosis, a collapsed lung, and stage 4 cancer. Phew!
Now that there are confirmed infections in The White House, Donald Trump is getting a COVID-19 and an IQ test every day...
So far all tests have come back negative.
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