Needy Jokes
7 needy jokes and hilarious needy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about needy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Heartwarming Needy Jokes that Make You Laugh
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My new girlfriend is so needy...
She keeps making demands like, "Untie me! Tell me who you are!"
I have at last fulfilled my dream of becoming arms dealer...
... by selling 3D printed prosthetic limbs for the needy.
The last thing my wife said to me was "you are too needy".
I'll ask her what she means when she finally gets home.
It's been three weeks now.
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What does a signboard outside a p**...'s house say?
Married men not allowed here. Because we serve the needy, not the greedy.
My alarm is so needy...
it wants attention at the worst times!
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Did you know that h**... are good Christians?
They are giving it to the needy.
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What do you call a Mexican rodent with a penchant for attention?
Needy Gonzalez
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