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Needy Jokes

7 needy jokes and hilarious needy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about needy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Heartwarming Needy Jokes that Make You Laugh

What is a good needy joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

My new girlfriend is so needy...

She keeps making demands like, "Untie me! Tell me who you are!"

Today i donated $1000

My headphones, cellphone and my watch to a needy. You have no idea how awesome it feels to see someone put his gun back in his pocket...

I have at last fulfilled my dream of becoming arms dealer...

... by selling 3D printed prosthetic limbs for the needy.

The last thing my wife said to me was "you are too needy".

I'll ask her what she means when she finally gets home.
It's been three weeks now.

What does a signboard outside a p**...'s house say?

Married men not allowed here. Because we serve the needy, not the greedy.

My alarm is so needy...

it wants attention at the worst times!

Did you know that h**... are good Christians?

They are giving it to the needy.


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about needy can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of needy puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these needy jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.