Needy Jokes
7 needy jokes and hilarious needy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about needy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Heartwarming Needy Jokes that Make You Laugh
What is a good needy joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
My new girlfriend is so needy...
She keeps making demands like, "Untie me! Tell me who you are!"
Today i donated $1000
My headphones, cellphone and my watch to a needy. You have no idea how awesome it feels to see someone put his gun back in his pocket...
I have at last fulfilled my dream of becoming arms dealer...
... by selling 3D printed prosthetic limbs for the needy.
The last thing my wife said to me was "you are too needy".
I'll ask her what she means when she finally gets home.
It's been three weeks now.
What does a signboard outside a p**...'s house say?
Married men not allowed here. Because we serve the needy, not the greedy.
My alarm is so needy...
it wants attention at the worst times!
Did you know that h**... are good Christians?
They are giving it to the needy.
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