Necrophilic Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

What's a necrophilic pirate's favorite activity?

Digging for booty.

A zoophil, a murderer, a necrophiliac, a pyromaniac and a sadomasochist were gathered at a party

A zoophil, a murderer, a necrophiliac, a pyromaniac and a sadomasochist were gathered at a party. After a while they started to get bored, and the zoophile suggested they go out to find a cat they could rape. The killer was enthusiastic and suggested they kill it afterwards. The necrophilic was happy and wanted to sleep with it after it was dead. The pyromaniac looks at the others with wide eyes and suggest they burn it afterwards. Everyone looks at the sadomasochist and asks him: So what do you have to contribute to this conversation?

The sadomasochist: Mjaaauuu ...

A necrophilic man is trapped in a room with zombies.

The genie pats himself on the back.

What did the necrophilic, pedophilic uncle say when he got to the house of his recently deceased niece?

I came as soon as I heard

When my brain flusterclucked my vocabulary so hard...

This is what I wanted to tell my colleague:
"Your piece of code is very Antediluvian that's why it doesn't accept the variables"

This is what I said:

"Your piece of code is very Necrophilic that's why it doesn't accept the variables"!

What are the funniest necrophilic jokes of all time?

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