necrophiliac Jokes

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What does a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.

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What do an alcoholic and a necrophiliac have in common?

They both like to pop open a nice cold one.

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What do you call a necrophiliac gangbang?

Crack open a cold one with the boys.

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A sadist, a necrophiliac, a pyromaniac, a zoophiliac, and a masochist are sitting in a jail cell together.

The zoophiliac says, I want to have sex with a cat.

The sadist says, I want to torture the cat, then have sex with it.

The pyromaniac says, I want to torture the cat, set it on fire, then have sex with it.

The necrophiliac says, Well I want to torture the cat, set it on fire, have sex with it, kill it, and have sex with it again.

The masochist says, Meow.

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What is a necrophiliac pirate's favorite hobby?

Diggin' for booty.

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What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood

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What did the necrophiliac say to the opossum?

You're such a tease.

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(fairly gosh darn NSFW) Yeah, so, I'm a necrophiliac, right...

.....I *had* a girlfriend, but the rotten cunt split on me.

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A zoophilic, an arsonist, a necrophiliac and a masochist sit in a cell...

The zoophilic declares: "If there was a cat here, right now, I would fuck it".

The necrophiliac replies: "If there was a cat here, right now, I would fuck it, kill it, then fuck it again".

The arsonist gives his point of view: "If there was a cat here, right now, I would set it on fire, fuck it, kill it, then fuck it again"

And the masochist says: "meow".

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Do necrophiliacs like anal?

Butt of corpse.

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I used to be a necrophiliac zoophile into BDSM.

Then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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I asked my Necrophiliac friend if she would ever have sex with me

She replied, "Over your dead body".

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Who doesn't like a hot date?

A necrophiliac.

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A Sadist, a Rapist, a Murderer, a Necrophiliac, a Pyromaniac, and a Masochist find a cat...

"Lets torture it!" says the Sadist

"YEAH, lets Torture and then we RAPE it!" says the Rapist

"YES!! Lets Torture and rape it then KILL it!" says the Murderer

"OH YEAAHH! lets torture, rape, kill and then RAPE IT AGAIN!!!" says the Necrophiliac

"YES! lets torture, then rape it, then kill it, then rape it again, and then BURN!! IT!!" says the Pyromaniac.

And the Masochist goes

"Meow..."

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What does a necrophiliac get when he wakes up at the morgue? NSFW

Mourning wood.

I'm sorry.

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You want to become a necrophiliac?

Over my dead body

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What's the difference between my neighbor and a necrophiliac?

My neighbor fucked my wife yesterday, but the necrophiliac had to wait until today.

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Why did the necrophiliac get a divorce?

The rotten bitch split on him!

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My necrophiliac girlfriend told me I was dead to her.

That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.

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What do an alcoholic and a necrophiliac have in common?

They both love to crack a cold one.

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What do an alcoholic and a necrophiliac have in common?

They both feel like fucking death in the morning.

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My coworker asked me if I wanted to crack open a cold one after work.

And that's how I learned he was a necrophiliac.

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A zoophile, sadist, masochist, murderer, necrophiliac, and pyromaniac are sitting in an asylum

A zoophile, sadist, masochist, murderer, necrophiliac, and pyromaniac are sitting in an asylum, bored out of their minds.

The zoophile says, "Let's have sex with a cat."
The sadist says, "Let's have sex with a cat, then torture it."
The murderer says, "Let's have sex with a cat, then torture it, then kill it."
The necrophiliac says, "Let's have sex with a cat, then torture it, then kill it, then have sex with it again."
The pyromaniac says, "Let's have sex with a cat, then torture it, then kill it, then have sex with it again, then set it on fire."
The masochist says, "Meow?"

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What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood

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Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

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In a mental asylum for the criminally insane there is a masochist, a zoophile, a sadist, a murderer, a necrophiliac and a pyromaniac...

The zoophile says "Lets get a cat and fuck it!"

The sadist sadist says "Yeah, lets get a cat fuck it and torture it!"

The murderer says "Lets get a cat fuck it and torture it and kill it!"

The necrophiliac says "Lets get a cat fuck it and torture it and kill it and then fuck it again!"

The pyromaniac says "Lets get a cat fuck it and torture it and kill it and fuck it again then set it on fire!"

Through all this the masochist has been totally silent so they all turn to him to see what hes going to say. He looks at everyone and says..."Meow!".

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The necrophiliac thought she was sleeping with a dead body

But then he came to.

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A sadist, a bestiality fetishist, a pyromaniac a necrophiliac and a masochist are at a party

A sadist,a guy with a bestiality fetish, a pyro maniac, a necrophiliac and a masochist are in a party trying to have some fun, while a cat runs past them.

The sadist says : We should find the cat and cut it a hundred times with the sharpest knife we can find

The guy with the bestiality fetish says : Do whatever you want with the cat ws long as I have a go at her

The pyro maniac says : Afterwards we should burn the cat!

The necrophiliac says : And after you burn her I'll have my go at her!

The masochist says : Meow

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What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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What did one desperate necrophiliac tell the other?

"Fuck it, we'll do it live."

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I used to be a necrophiliac...

til the rotten cunt split on me

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Why are archaeologists the most polite kind of necrophiliac?

They'll date you before they fuck you.

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What's the difference between Comcast and a necrophiliac?

The necrophiliac waits until you're dead to fuck you in the ass.

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The most annoying thing about being a necrophiliac...

Is that your girlfriend never returns your calls.

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What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

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