Necrophile Jokes

Funniest Necrophile Short Jokes

Short necrophile jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The necrophile humour may include short morgue jokes also.

1. What's the difference between a hipster and a necrophile? Hipsters won't get into anything once it's cool.
2. Two necrophiles are sitting on a bus and look at pictures of their girlfriends. One turns to the other and says "Where did you dig up that one?"
3. Why don't gay necrophiles like to talk about their pasts? Too many skeletons in their closets.
4. My family always thought I was a necrophile... When they found me in my cousin's casket, that was really the nail in the coffin.
5. The local morgue was clearing out old bodies. Bunch of necrophiles showed up.
   How did I know they were necrophiles?
   It was a dead giveaway.
6. What did the necrophile say when his girlfriend told him to be more romantic? "You're dead to me."
7. What did the necrophilic, pedophilic uncle say when he got to the house of his recently deceased niece? I came as soon as I heard
8. Why is it so important to know a child's temperature? So people don't think you're a necrophile
9. My friend used to be into sado-necrophilic-b**...... ...but he gave it up. He felt like he was just beating a dead horse.
10. I'm a necrophile, z**... and sadomasochist. That's why I am beating a dead horse.

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Necrophile One Liners

Which necrophile one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with necrophile? I can suggest the ones about arsonist and meow.

1. Necrophiles are just people ... Looking for some body to love.
2. I'm not a necrophile... I'm just morbidly curious.
3. Why didn't the necrophile like tall girls He likes them 6 feet under.
4. Necrophiles and hippies are very similar Both want peace and love.
5. A necrophilic man is trapped in a room with zombies. The genie pats himself on the back.
6. I love Necrophiles so much... I would honestly die for them...
7. What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend? "I only loved you for your body!"
8. What's necrophiles opinion on cemetery? He's digging it.
9. What do a hipster and a necrophile have in common? They both did it before it was cool
10. What's another name for a necrophile? A dissexual.
11. If she breathes, she's a thot! That's why I'm a necrophile.
12. Punish Did you hear about the pervert who killed the giraffe?
    He was a necrophile
13. What does necrophil thinks when someone tells him... "over my dead body"?
14. What's a necrophilic pirate's favorite activity? Digging for b**....
15. What do you call someone with a necrophilic neck f**...? .... a neckromancer

Unearthly Funniest Necrophile Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What funny jokes about necrophile you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pyromaniac jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make necrophile pranks.