Necromancer Jokes
48 necromancer jokes and hilarious necromancer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about necromancer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you looking for a good laugh? Look no further! This article offers a collection of necromancer jokes from Dungeons and Dragons, Witcher, and Warcraft franchises. With plenty of dark jokes to choose from, you're sure to find something to make you laugh.
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Funniest Necromancer Short Jokes
Short necromancer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The necromancer humour may include short grim reaper jokes also.
- What do you call it when a Necromancer has issues raising the dead? Resurrectile Disfunction!
- I had to break up with my girlfriend. She was a necromancer. She wanted us to raise a family together.
- Warrior: I swear I will have my revenge for the death of my brother! Elf: You have my bow.
Dwarf: And my axe.
Necromancer: And your brother. - The Hero: I'm on a quest to avenge the death of my Father! The Paladin: You have my sword!
The Elf: And my bow!
The Dwarf: And my axe!
The Necromancer: And your father! - What did the necromancer baker say to his dough? "Riiiiiiiiiise!!!"
*i'll show myself out* - "Raising a family is hard," he said. "Not if they're buried close enough together," replied the Necromancer.
- What's the difference between a Lich and a Vampire? One's a Necromancer. The other, a Neck-Romancer.
- Why did the necromancer have trouble raising a family? They weren't buried in the same cemetery.
- What's the difference between someone who raises the dead and a vampire who loves what they bite? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer
- Why did the Necromancer with a gambling problem get kicked out of the Slaughterhouse... He kept raising the steaks.
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Necromancer One Liners
Which necromancer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with necromancer? I can suggest the ones about zombie and nihilist.
- Why the hate for necromancers?T They're just trying to raise a family.
- What do you call a zombie with a hickey? A necromancer.
RIP GEORGE A ROMERO - Why did the witch have so many hickies? She was dating a necromancer.
- I'm pretty sure all history teachers are necromancers They only care about the dead
- What's with all the hate for Necromancers? Can't a guy raise a family in peace?
- What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys? a necromancer
- What do necromancers put in their shoes? Souls
- why do necromancers have to be hated so much? i mean,cant a guy raise a family in peace?
- What does a necromancer magician say during a magic trick? Abra-cadaver.
- Why does the necromancer resurrect cows when he plays poker? He always raises the steaks.
- What's a necromancer's favorite workout? A deadlift!
- What do you call someone who really loves necks? A necromancer.
- What kind of treasure do you find in a necromancer's lair? Cryptocurrency.
- What is a necromancer's favorite workout? Dead lifts
- I put the romance In necromancer.
Unearthly Funniest Necromancer Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
What funny jokes about necromancer you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean vampire jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make necromancer pranks.
Man : 'It is really difficult to raise a family.'
Man : 'It is really difficult to raise a family.'
Necromancer: 'Not if they are buried close together.'
Man: 'What ? ... '
Necromancer: 'What ? ... '
A farmer and a necromancer sit in a bar and lament their suffering
Famer: raising a family is hard.
Necromancer: not if they're buried close enough to each other. With planning and skill, a single spell is all it takes
Farmer: what?
Necromancer: what?
A knight's brother was slain in battle by monster
Knight: I will avenge the death of my brother!
Hunter: You have my bow!
Warrior: And my axe!
Mage: And my staff!
Necromancer: And your dead brother!
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a s**... vampire?
One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
Why do necromancer's hate original cartoon shows?
Because they prefer the reanimated versions.
I don't know if this one has been said but here goes.
As a necromancer you need hobbies. I've chosen baking because it's weirdly very similar. With a little ritual... I raise the bread.
I like dating women after I bring them back from the dead.
You really can't spell necromancer without romance.
How do you call someone who loves to kiss people on their neck?
Neck-romancer.
Also: One can not raise a family in peace these days. Its realy hard to be a necromancer...
