Necromance Jokes
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There's a new goth dating app called graveyard.
Instead of liking someone, you dig them.
(putting the romance back in necromance.)
Feeling down?
Try necromancy, it's sure to... raise your spirits.
A man goes to a job interview
The interviewer asks: "So, do you have any special skills?"
Man, pulling a dead hamster out of his pocket: "Taxidermy!"
Hamster: "And necromancy!"
I cheered up my friend with necromancy
It really lifted his spirits.
There's no romance like necromance
But pyromance is hotter
Back in their experimental college days, Frankenstein and Count Acula had a brief fling
It was a necromance.
What's the difference between necromancy and necrophilia?
Necromancy is bringing the dead back to life. Necrophilia is making the dead live again.
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