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6 necktie jokes and hilarious necktie puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about necktie that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Fun-Filled Necktie Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

What is a good necktie joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What do you get when giraffes play Twister?

A necktie.

The hat said to the necktie...

You can hang around. But, I'm going on a head.

A necktie and a hat are sitting on a coat rack....

The hat says, "you can hang around if you want, but I'm gonna go on a head. "

Colombian Necktie

Did the man with the Colombian necktie like his necktie?
He couldn't say.

Dress Code

A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collar and is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission. So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie and discovers that he just doesn't have one. He sees a set of jumper cables in his trunk. In desperation he ties these around his neck, manages to fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot and lets the ends dangle free. He goes back to the restaurant and the bouncer carefully looks him over for a few minutes and then says, "Well, OK, I guess you can come in - just don't start anything."

A guy goes into a nice restaurant bar...

A guy goes into a nice restaurant bar wearing a shirt open at the collar and is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission.
So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie and discovers that he just doesn't have one. He sees a set of jumper cables in his trunk. In desperation he ties these around his neck, manages to fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot and lets the ends dangle free.
He goes back to the restaurant and the bouncer carefully looks him over for a few moments and then says, "Well, OK, I guess you can come in, just don't start anything."


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