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Neckromancer Jokes

9 neckromancer jokes and hilarious neckromancer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about neckromancer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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What is a good neckromancer joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Why did the wizard wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

I brought my dead girlfriend back to life by passionately kissing her neck

...I guess you could say I'm a neck-romancer

Would a charming vampire be a neck-romancer?

What's the difference between a Lich and a Vampire?

One's a Necromancer. The other, a Neck-Romancer.

What do you call an amorous vampire?

A neck-romancer

A wizard who likes to give zombies hickies is..

a neckromancer.

How do you call someone who loves to kiss people on their neck?

Neck-romancer.
Also: One can not raise a family in peace these days. Its realy hard to be a necromancer...

What do you call someone who resurrects dead people to kiss their necks?

A Neckromancer.

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

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