Neckbeard Jokes
80 neckbeard jokes and hilarious neckbeard puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about neckbeard that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Quick Jump To
Funniest Neckbeard Short Jokes
Short neckbeard jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The neckbeard humour may include short bearded guy jokes also.
- What do a neckbeard and a cold beverage have in common? They get sweaty sitting at room temperature.
- Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions? Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.
- Despite always being made fun of on the internet, I've never seen a fedora-wearing neckbeard in the real life. I guess that means the stereotype is true.
- Why do neckbeards regularly expose themselves to illness? Because it will attract Ma'ladies.
- What is a neckbeard's favorite type of wood? m'hogany
- What did the neckbeard say when he was handed his mail? Thank you, mail lady.
- What disease do neck-beards get? M'laria
- What is a neckbeard's favorite food? Marm'lady.
(tips fedora) - How do you cite a neckbeard? MLA'dy
- What did the Arabic neckbeard name his son? M'hammad.
Share These Neckbeard Jokes With Friends
Neckbeard One Liners
Which neckbeard one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with neckbeard? I can suggest the ones about bearded man and shaved beard.
- Where do asian neckbeards come from? M'laysia
- What does a diabetic neckbeard need to survive? Incelin
- What's a neckbeard's favourite country? M'laysia
- What does the neckbeard mosquito say to the female mosquito? M'laria
- which Asian country do neckbeards love the most M'laysia
- What did the neckbeard wizard use to find his way around Hogwarts? M'rauders Map
- What does a neckbearded cannibal say? Mmm, lady.
- What did the neckbeard say to the crashed plane? M'laysian
- What's a neckbeard's favorite spread? Marm'lady
- What did the neckbeard say to cancer? M'lignant
- What did the neckbeard name his samurai sword? M'Bladey
- What's the plural of neckbeard? There isn't one. They're all singular.
- What's a neckbeard's favourite disease? M'laria.
- What do you call a cute neckbeard? Fedorable
- What disease do neckbeard mosquitos give you? M'laria.
Ridiculous Neckbeard Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
What funny jokes about neckbeard you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean beard grows jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make neckbeard pranks.
What sort of crime is it if a neckbeard commits m**...?
A fedoral offense.
How do a neckbeard's cells divide?
by m'tosis
Neckbeards have finally found a way to get out of the friendzone
Let Snapchat delete it.
A neckbearded man walks into the doctor's office
The doctor asks "what seems to be the problem sir?"
The man solemnly removes his fedora and says "I have several maladies"
What does an alcoholic neckbeard drink for breakfast?
M'mosa
What does a neckbeard call a woman he meets at a fast food joint?
McLady.
Why did the neckbeard become a doctor?
He sure knows how to treat M'aladies
What do you call a dating app for neckbeards?
Tipper.
What's a Neckbeards' favourite colour?
M'genta
How does a neckbeard address a black person?
M'**...
A black lesbian, an obese white neck-beard, and an Indian comic walk into a bar. What do you get?
A Netflix original series!
A neckbeard is talking to his friend about his trip to the doctor. He said they found a tumor, it's...
M'lignant
What does a neckbeard call his imaginary girlfriend and his disease?
Ma'lady
Where do only the finest South Pacific neckbeards hail from?
M'laysia.
Neckbeard goes to the doctor, feeling abnormal.
He had a ma'lady.
What do you call a city full of neckbeards?
M'tropolis
What do neckbeards put on their pancakes?
M'lasses
Who's a modern pirate for the 21st century?
Neckbeard!
What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick?
M'alady
What do neckbeards say when they're going down on a girl?
M'**...
What does a neckbeard get when he's sick
A malady.
Where does a neckbeard get his water?
From a well, actually.
How did the neckbeard greet his nutty university?
M'acadamia
What do broken saws have in common with targets of neckbeard affection?
They're not reciprocating.
What's a neckbeards favorite part of a song?
Me'lody.
What is a Neckbeard's favorite band?
Iron M'aiden
What's a neckbeard's favourite abba song?
M'ma mia
What is a neckbeard's favorite breast size?
10D's.
What country has the most neckbeards per capita?
M'laysia
A neckbeard was brutally murdered in a cornfield
It was very M'Cob
What do neckbeards like on their hotdogs?
M'stard
What do neckbeards call milfs?
M'ilfs.
What did the neckbeard call the children's author who was rubbing his back?
*M'Seuss*
What did the neckbeard pop-rapper say to the attractive bank teller examining his negative account balance?
Post M'loan?
What did the neckbeard cat say?
M'eow (tips fedora)
What is a neckbeards favorite candy?
*tips fedora*
M's and M's
Dr. Neckbeard is on a Date
His date asks "what are you a Doctor of?"
He tips his hat and says "M'dicine"
I'm an ex-neckbeard and I just s**... for the very first time!
I guess you could say I lost my fur-chin-ity..
Why is a morgue like a neckbeard convention?
It is full of people with no lives
What diagnosis did the doctor give the nervous neckbeard?
A m'lady malady.
