Neck Pain Jokes

39 neck pain jokes and hilarious neck pain puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about neck pain that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Neck Pain Short Jokes

Short neck pain jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The neck pain humour may include short joint pain jokes also.

  1. I recently bumped into a Frenchman wearing a bagel as a scarf. He said it was a real pain in the neck.
  2. I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.
  3. I can't turn my head very far in either direction It's a pain in the neck!
    My mom made that up.
  4. Party p**... Why isn't Count Dracula invited to more parties?
    Because he's a pain in the neck!

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Neck Pain One Liners

Which neck pain one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with neck pain? I can suggest the ones about back pain and back ache.

  1. Why don't vampires have any friends? They're a real pain in the neck.
  2. What do you call a non-fiction vampire? A real pain in the neck.
  3. Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him? Because he was pain in the neck!
  4. That neck pain changed my life. I never looked back from then.
  5. What's it like to be kissed by a vampire? It's a pain in the neck.
  6. Why is no one friends with Dracula? Cause hes a pain in the neck.
  7. Why doesn't Dracula have any friends? Well, honestly, he's a real pain in the neck.
  8. Vampires they're a serious pain in the neck.
  9. Whiplash is so annoying It's a real pain in the neck.
  10. Why didn't Daracula have many friends? Because he was a pain in the neck
  11. Why don't vampires have any friends Because they are a pain in the neck
  12. I told my wife I woke with a pain in my neck. She said 'So did I!'
  13. After years of pain I finally had surgery on my neck... I haven't looked back since!
  14. You show me a migraine and I'll show you a real pain in the neck
  15. I hate having a sore t**...... It's a real pain in the neck

Comical Neck Pain Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about neck pain you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean back hurt jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make neck pain pranks.

Little Birdie

A man was sunbathing at a n**... beach one sunny afternoon when a little girl walks up to the man. The man immediately covers his g**... with a newspaper to shield the girl from looking at them.
"What's under there, Sir?" the naive little girl asks.
"It's my little birdie and he's trying to sleep," the man replies.
The man falls asleep as the girl walks away. He wakes up in the hospital with horrible pains in the pelvic region. He then sees the little girl and asks, "What happened?"
"I went back to get something to feed your little bird and you fell asleep, so I pet the bird and it spit at me so I SNAPPED IT'S NECK, SMASHED HIS EGGS, AND BURNED HIS NEST!!!"

A man relaxing on a nudist beach...

... when a little girl comes up to him and asks "What's that?" pointing at his c**.... The man replies "Well that's my bird". The little girl runs off to play and the man falls asleep.
A little while later the man wakes up screaming in pain. He looks around and see the little girl standing there. "What'd you do?" he shouts. The little girl replies "Well I was playing with the birdy and it spat at me. So I broke its neck, crushed its eggs, and set its nest on fire."

Little Girl Walking on the Beach

There was a little girl walking on the beach when she saw a n**... man with nothing but a newspaper covering up his g**.... The little girl walked up to the man and asked "What's under the newspaper?" The man replied " A bird now go away." The girl left and he fell asleep and suddenly woke up in excruciating pain. The doctors asked if anything weird happened to him or if he new, but he couldn't recall anything but the girl so the police found the girl if she new and she replied " I played with the bird under the newspaper until it spit on me then I broke its neck,crushed its eggs, and set its nest on fire."


A man was sunbathing n**..., when a little girl came along. He quickly covered himself with a hat and the girl asked him "What's under the hat?" The man said "It's my little bird, but he's shy so move along." The girl compile and moved along while the man went to sleep. He later woke up in a hospital with his groin in pain. He asked the doctor what happened and the doctor brought him to the little girl he had saw before. She explained the story to him. She said "I came back and you were asleep, so I said hi to your bird. I played with him for awhile, but he spat at me! So I broke its neck, burned it's nest, and cracked it's eggs!"

A n**... guy was sunbathing at the beach, a little girl comes to him, he covers his private parts with a newspaper.
The little girl asks, "hats under there?"
So the man answers , "A bird..."
The girl goes away & the man falls asleep. When he wakes up, he finds himself in a hospital & in alot of pain.
A doctor comes up to his bed & asks, 'What happened?'
The man answers, "I don't know. I was at the beach & fell asleep after talking to a little girl."
So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they go to the beach to find any witnesses.
When they got there, they see the little girl the man was talking about.
So they ask her if she did anything to the man...?
She answers, "I din't do anything to the man, but he was sleeping, I played with his bird, After a while, it spat at me, so i broke its neck, burnt its nest, and smashed all its eggs!"