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Nebula Jokes

5 nebula jokes and hilarious nebula puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about nebula that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Be prepared to laugh at these hilarious jokes about the Orion Nebula! Enjoy puns involving gophers, pith, and lagoons that will have you in stitches!

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Fun-Filled Nebula Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

What is a good nebula joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A black hole and a nebula go out to lunch...

A black hole and a nebula are at a restaurant. The nebula orders a ginormous amount of food and the black hole only orders a drink and a small appetizer.
The nebula says the the black hole, "Are you sure you don't want more?"
The black hole replies, "Nah, I eat light"

Why do you practice basketball everyday, son?

Why do you practice basketball everyday, son? the Father Nebula asked his son, Little Nebula, when he saw him dribbling a ball.
Because I want to be a superstar someday, Dad, Little Nebula replied.
Im proud of you, son. Father Nebula hugged his child.

Did you hear about the astrophysicist that upset the Godfather?

He woke up with a horsehead nebula in his bed.

What did Groot say when he saw Gamora, Nebula, and Mantis n**...?

"I am Groot"

Nasa just named a nebula after Muhammad Ali...

...Gaseous Clay

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