The Best 5 Neatly Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Neatly jokes. There are some neatly properly jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these neatly dresser puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Neatly Jokes and Puns

The Jew says...

A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew were in a discussion during a dinner.

Catholic: I have a large fortune… I am going to buy Citibank!

Protestant: I am very wealthy and will buy General Motors!

Muslim: I am a fabulously rich prince… I intend to purchase Microsoft!

They all wait for the Jew to speak…

The Jew stirs his coffee, places the spoon neatly on the table, takes a sip of his coffee,
looks at them and casually says: I'm not selling!!

what gets longer when pulled, fits between brests, slides neatly into a hole, has choked people when used improperly, and works best when jerked?

A seatbelt.

I like my women how like I like my neighbors...

With a neatly trimmed yard.

After I do housework I neatly put all the tools away...

... so I don't accidently kick the bucket.

Not sure why she didn't want to go on a second date

I was engaging, my cape was neatly pressed, and my parrot never misbehaved.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the neatly silk jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working neatly takes piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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