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A careless hunter accidentally shot my atheist friend in the side with a shotgun.
The near-death experience made him a holier man.
Light Yagami thought he was going to die on those stairs, but then he woke up the next day...
And realized it was just a Near-Death experience.
I was standing next to a guy before he was brutally stabbed.
It was a near-death experience.
Today we'll be discussing near-death experiences
and why not to talk to your wife or girlfriend about weight gain.
What does an old rocker listen to?
Near-death metal.
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